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« Reply #105 on: January 13, 2007, 02:09:03 PM »
Jessica Alba has a shapley figure, Skuzz


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« Reply #106 on: January 13, 2007, 02:19:37 PM »
You can tell everything about a woman's body by her stomach and waist; if she has a flat stomach and thin waist, everything else is most likely great.  

I never understood the big-boob thing.  Medium and small are great.  Big boobs are for big women; huge boobs are for huge women.  It’s good that some men appreciate them I suppose.  It’s too bad, however, that so many women think they need big boobs and a boob job to look their best.

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« Reply #107 on: January 13, 2007, 02:20:30 PM »
is it wrong?

Lotteries are a tax for people who suck at math.

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« Reply #108 on: January 13, 2007, 02:39:55 PM »
Keira 2 - Natalie 0? My vote for Natalie.



Of course I'm also a fan of Audrey :).

BTW, no one mentioned Naomi Watts? How's that?



Some girls I don't like*: Kidman, Johansson, Aniston, Penélope Cruz (too bad, we have better, more beautiful actresses in Spain)

*probably would accept offers anyway.


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It’s too bad, however, that so many women think they need big boobs and a boob job to look their best.


Agree 100%, in 95% of cases they end up worse, much worse.
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« Reply #109 on: January 13, 2007, 02:43:58 PM »
I just wanted to make it of record that I posted Keira first... And for that, I will now reward myself with a treat.


PS:   Eskimo, I completely agree with your views on women's proportions. If they're blessed with a narrow waist and a flat stomach, and are not endowed with Hindenbergs, they should thank their lucky stars and stay as far away from a plastic surgeon as possible.

Good luck telling them that, though, or convincing an insecure significant other that you love them they way they are and wouldn't rather them get saline Hindenbergs installed aftermarket.

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« Reply #110 on: January 13, 2007, 02:51:55 PM »
Meh.  Neubob, I think Alba looks better clothed than in that pic of her in a bikini.  She has a slightly better figure than Keira or Audrey, but she is still a stick lady.  it's ok though.  Everyone has thier own idea of what is pretty and what is not.
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« Reply #111 on: January 13, 2007, 02:56:07 PM »
You're saying you wouldn't wanna Skuzzify her?

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« Reply #112 on: January 13, 2007, 02:57:28 PM »
Betty is much hotter than Wilma.  At least the animated version...

Even though I would have to cast my vote for Katherine Ross and Jennifer Connelly, I am surprised I didn't see any vote for Grace:



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« Reply #113 on: January 13, 2007, 03:09:51 PM »
I mentioned Grace Kelly.

Neubob, lets just say Alba is not one I would ever dream about.
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« Reply #114 on: January 13, 2007, 03:16:54 PM »
Er...

 .. do porn actresses count?

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« Reply #115 on: January 13, 2007, 03:18:30 PM »
Speaking of Keira with short hair wanting to be a little tramp - anybody see that movie where she played a bounty hunter? The one with that mongoloid Mickey Rourke?

The film is shot and edited like a bad music video from 1996, with tons of color filters and horrible shaky camera angles and stuff. But she's such a hot little beanpole tramp in it. It's too bad the scene where she jumps the guy in desert on mescaline is so poorly filmed.

Oh, and watching those 90210 crybabys was the most i laughed in the film.

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« Reply #116 on: January 13, 2007, 03:19:42 PM »
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« Reply #117 on: January 13, 2007, 03:43:20 PM »
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Betty is much hotter than Wilma.  At least the animated version...

Even though I would have to cast my vote for Katherine Ross and Jennifer Connelly, I am surprised I didn't see any vote for Grace:



Maybe I just missed it...


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« Reply #118 on: January 13, 2007, 03:47:44 PM »
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While I agree with most of all the posts above, I also have a sweet spot for Ms. Woods



Q. Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on her boat?
A. She wanted to wash up on shore.

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« Reply #119 on: January 13, 2007, 03:48:41 PM »
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the complete package, she'll still be smokin hot at fifty.



Undoubtedly.  She does one hell of a snake dance too (see From Dusk Til Dawn).  

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