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« Reply #30 on: January 16, 2007, 08:13:25 AM »
Geez a lil tongue in cheek sarcasm can sure set some people off.

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and Yeah what Laz said.

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« Reply #31 on: January 16, 2007, 08:16:14 AM »
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Sometimes Mac drinks too much Ranger, don't give it a bother.


I think that comma is poorly placed.

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« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2007, 08:27:02 AM »
careful mt or ranger will snap your neck you old fart.   The only thing snapping around ranger is his personality.

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« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2007, 08:43:44 AM »
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careful mt or ranger will snap your neck you old fart.   The only thing snapping around ranger is his personality.

lazs


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« Reply #34 on: January 16, 2007, 09:28:03 AM »
My neck could use a good snapping... i've got this crick right here...

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« Reply #35 on: January 16, 2007, 10:29:03 AM »
MT, one does not ask for a massage on a public BBS.
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« Reply #36 on: January 16, 2007, 10:33:16 AM »
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I think that comma is poorly placed.


Your right.  I blame boosh!

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« Reply #37 on: January 16, 2007, 10:53:01 AM »
Ranger don't let the comments from the peanut gallery get you down.

Post the screen shots.

I too wonder what kind of person goes on a show like that. I am thinking total egomaniac who is hoping someone will discover her.

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« Reply #38 on: January 16, 2007, 11:42:17 AM »
Has there ever been a scientific study on how many actual Rangers,SEALS,Delta Force types, and starship troopers actually use their job title as a screen name on the intardnet?
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« Reply #39 on: January 16, 2007, 02:37:05 PM »
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USRangers

Name the 1st Rodgers Rangers Standing Order and Pleeeeez what Course you were in.

Mac


Don't forget nothing.

Have your musket clean as a whistle, hatchet scoured, sixty rounds powder and ball, and be ready to march at a minute's warning.

When you're on the march, act the way you would if you was sneaking up on a deer. See the enemy first.

Tell the truth about what you see and what you do. There is an army depending on us for correct information. You can lie all you please when you tell other folks about the Rangers, but don't never lie to a Ranger or officer.

Don't never take a chance you don't have to.

When we're on the march we march single file, far enough apart so one shot can't go through two men.

If we strike swamps, or soft ground, we spread out abreast, so it's hard to track us.

When we march, we keep moving till dark, so as to give the enemy the least possible chance at us.

When we camp, half the party stays awake while the other half sleeps.

If we take prisoners, we keep'em separate till we have had time to examine them, so they can't cook up a story between 'em.

Don't ever march home the same way. Take a different route so you won't be ambushed.

No matter whether we travel in big parties or little ones, each party has to keep a scout 20 yards ahead, 20 yards on each flank, and 20 yards in the rear so the main body can't be surprised and wiped out.

Every night you'll be told where to meet if surrounded by a superior force.

Don't sit down to eat without posting sentries.

Don't sleep beyond dawn. Dawn's when the French and Indians attack.

Don't cross a river by a regular ford.

If somebody's trailing you, make a circle, come back onto your own tracks, and ambush the folks that aim to ambush you.

Don't stand up when the enemy's coming against you. Kneel down, lie down, hide behind a tree.

Let the enemy come till he's almost close enough to touch, then let him have it and jump out and finish him up with your hatchet.

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« Reply #40 on: January 16, 2007, 02:57:59 PM »
Mac, my apologies if I took you the wrong way

Laz, blow me.
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« Reply #41 on: January 16, 2007, 03:10:47 PM »
WTG Habu

USRanger notta prob all is forgiven

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« Reply #42 on: January 16, 2007, 05:16:11 PM »
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Mac, my apologies if I took you the wrong way

Laz, blow me.


See now THAT. should be on national TV LMAO
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« Reply #43 on: January 17, 2007, 08:55:15 AM »
sorry ranger...  not really my kind of thing...  flattered that you would choose me and.....   I support your right to have men blow you or anything else that it is you people do to each other...  I was not in favor of the "don't ask, don't tell" policy but am glad it is working out for you.

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« Reply #44 on: January 20, 2007, 10:05:57 PM »
The Lil ppl in the show are friends with a guy I work with,and live near me,Bernie and DeeDee...never met them,but from what I was told the lil guys pretty funny.He got all high at the guy I work withs bday party and started to hump his arm while he was laying on the beach in a chair.

guess its not all the time you get to see a high dwarf humping a guys  arm on the beach.