It's always funny when I tell people I have dialup and they say, "Get cable/dsl/wireless/etc"
I always want to say, "What!? Get broadband!? Why didn't I think of that!!!!!11one"
But...I'll be nice and say:
Broadband is not offered in my neighborhood.
Those with easy access to broadband can never understand the plight of the modem user, the silent war that is going on, nor our seething hatred of the telcos....he said with a crazy look in his eye.