Author Topic: Yo Momma (Read 479 times)

rpm · « **on:** January 17, 2007, 10:45:30 PM »

Yo Momma is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

(Disclaimer: This thread is not a reflection of anyone or their Momma, unless the shoe actually fits yo Momma's fat foot!)

Mr No Name · « **Reply #1 on:** January 17, 2007, 10:48:34 PM »

Yo mama so fat I had to do a double take just to see the ***** once!

VooWho · « **Reply #2 on:** January 17, 2007, 10:50:11 PM »

Yo momma so fat, when she climbed and sat on the rainbow, the skittles popped out.

JB88 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 17, 2007, 10:55:10 PM »

your momma don't dance and your daddy don't rock n' roll.

Debonair · « **Reply #4 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:27:17 AM »

Seraphim · « **Reply #5 on:** January 18, 2007, 12:37:06 AM »

Yo mommas booty so big, when she sits down shes 2 feet taller!

FBplmmr · « **Reply #6 on:** January 18, 2007, 05:21:52 AM »

yo momma's sooo fat when she cut her leg... gravy came out!

Torque · « **Reply #7 on:** January 18, 2007, 05:30:38 AM »

yo momma is so stupid, when told to make up her mind, she puts lipstick on her forehead.

Husky01 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 18, 2007, 06:11:33 AM »

Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee I slept with your momma now it burns when I pee!

Keiler · « **Reply #9 on:** January 18, 2007, 06:15:30 AM »

Yo mama is so fat, her butt has its own moon!

bzek74 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 18, 2007, 06:18:37 AM »

Your mommas mouth soo nasty her dentures have cavities.

moot · « **Reply #11 on:** January 18, 2007, 06:28:19 AM »

Ya mama

eagl · « **Reply #12 on:** January 18, 2007, 06:48:36 AM »

Yo mama so fat she went to sea world and they throw her back in the tank!

Yo mama so fat jenny craig pays HER to stay away!

Yo mama so fat her stretch marks got their own street signs!

Yo mama so fat yo daddy cheatin on her with some other girl tucked up in a fold

Ripsnort · « **Reply #13 on:** January 18, 2007, 08:15:29 AM »

Yo momma.....ah hell, I'll just post the link:
http://forums.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=148248&referrerid=3203

Red Tail 444 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 18, 2007, 10:11:09 AM »

Yo mamma's so fat she bends sunlight