Author Topic: lovers lane  (Read 333 times)

Offline rabbidrabbit

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« on: January 20, 2007, 10:27:36 PM »
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple
in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully
approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind
the wheel, reading a motorcycle magazine. He immediately notices a young
woman in the rear seat, reading a fashion magazine. Puzzled by this
surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the
driver's window. The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, officer?" The
cop says: "What are you doing?" The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm
reading a motorcycle magazine." Pointing towards the young woman in the
back seat the cop says: "And her, what is she doing?" The young man
shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's reading a fashion magazine." Now, the cop is
totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in a car, at night in a Lover's
lane....and nothing obscene is happening! The cop asks: "What's your age,
young man?" The young man says :"I'm 22, sir." The cop asks: "And her ..
what's her age?" The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be
18 in 11 minutes."

Offline Vudak

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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2007, 10:41:48 PM »
:rofl :aok
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Offline nirvana

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« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2007, 01:48:26 AM »
:lol Thanks
Who are you to wave your finger?

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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2007, 09:05:17 AM »
:rofl

Offline Maverick

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« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2007, 11:55:00 AM »
:rofl
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Offline Halo

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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2007, 12:25:54 PM »
Boom ka-ching!  Reminds me of the first racy joke I can remember, around fourth grade, with the punchline:  "I'm Pastor Fuzz."
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. (Seneca, 1st century AD, et al)
Practice random acts of kindness and senseless beauty. (Anne Herbert, 1982, Sausalito, CA)
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Offline Airscrew

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« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2007, 12:32:47 PM »
:rofl :rofl  thats a good laugh for a sunday., thanks  cant wait to tell my dad that

Offline Mark Luper

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« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2007, 12:43:10 PM »
That was funny  :lol

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« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2007, 06:27:37 PM »
:rofl