From another forum:
Been playing online games for a while, used Battlecoms back in the day, used Vent, mostly use TS2 now, and some things just trip my trigger about some people who use chat.
Yes this is an expanded rip off of one of my earlier postings in some thread.
Different types of people you may encounter: I encounter these, have I missed any?
Body Noise Man.
Sneezes, sniffles, coughs, blows nose, eats noisy chips and swallows beverages sounding like a horse watering, never uses PTT "push to talk".
This man will either soon die of the Flu, or from obesity as he seems to eat 42 times a day.
Loud As ***** Man.
Talks vehemently, loudly, and doesnt know if people can hear him well so he just ensures maximum vollume at all times.
Might use PTT, but it wouldnt matter as he is so loud you can hear him in the next State anyway.
Lives in A Can Man.
His voice is emanating from deep withing a large tin can.
This man is often amusing to others ...for a while.
I have been the Lives In A Can Man myself.Embarassed
Reverb Man
This man is the bane of organized voice chat, as his setup is causing reverberations which drive ***** coverd, flaming iron spikes of purgatory into everyone skull.
The Hoarse Whisperer.
(also known as the Barely Audible Man)
This man, due to bad setup/hardware/ or mere volume is barely detectable and is easily overridden by the likes of The Body Noise Man or his true antithesis, the Loud As ***** Man.
This man can sometimes make his wishes known by screaming into his Mic and possibly alarming his neighbors.
The Talks Too Damn Much Man
This man keeps up an incessant stream of conversation with everyone or no one.
He likes commenting on politics, religion, and anything else that people should avoid in a multinational voice chat.
Valuable information is rarely, if ever, passed on and the topics in use are usually boring as *****.
This man will likely be dead before 40 due to lack of oxygen.
The Drunkard
This man is perpetually drunk or stoned and kindly ensures that everyone knows by just how much.
His favorite topics are about various brain cell killing chemicals that he snorts, shoots, smokes, eats or imbibes.
This man is sometimes vastly amusing.
This man is sometimes extraordinarily dangerous and aggravating to his friends.
This man doesnt use PTT unless he notices the cops beating on his door.
The Get Me Some Pie Man
This man interracts loudly and often with persons in physical proximity to him.
These are usually family members, and anyone who spends any time on coms with him soon learn far too much about this mans affairs.
He never uses PTT as he doesnt mind people hearing things like "wtf baby, is that rash gone yet?", or "make me some pie", or noises like babies and dogs crying in the background while Dizzy X plays at 6 billion decibles.
Darth Vader Man
This man always has a Mic too close to his mouth and sounds amazingly like darth Vader.
Upon recieving multiple complaints, he adjusts the set, which lasts for a whole 2 minutes.
This man will never suffer the Talks Too Damn Much Man's fate, as he has an extremely healthy oxygen intake.
