Author Topic: Bumper stickers for you. (Read 856 times)

Vad · « **Reply #30 on:** January 28, 2007, 07:32:39 PM »

Some stickers from Russia (of course, they lose a lot in translation):

"Can't pass? Try to jump over!"
"This bellybutton is not for free"
"This car is insured and mine studded"
"I'm blonde but I'm not stupid" (sticked upside-down)
"Pedestrians are quick or dead"
On driver's door 5 small emblems of Mercedes (or BMW) like number of victories on planes.

john9001 · « **Reply #31 on:** January 28, 2007, 08:31:48 PM »

they translate fine

E25280 · « **Reply #32 on:** January 28, 2007, 08:44:34 PM »

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Originally posted by rpm
My personal fav is: "If you can read this, YOU'RE TOO ****ING CLOSE!!"

Variation:

"If you can read this, I'm slamming on my brakes so I can SUE YOU!"

Wes14 · « **Reply #33 on:** January 28, 2007, 08:52:51 PM »

how about a good idea for one

This with a bumper sticker on the front bumper saying "if u can read this u better floor it cause im about to run ur prettythang over"

storch · « **Reply #34 on:** January 28, 2007, 11:52:05 PM »

back when jesse jackson was running for president we got a hold of some bumper stickers that said RUN JESSES RUN. we placed them on our front bumpers.

DiabloTX · « **Reply #35 on:** January 28, 2007, 11:55:23 PM »

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Originally posted by storch
back when jesse jackson was running for president we got a hold of some bumper stickers that said RUN JESSES RUN. we placed them on our front bumpers.

Wes14 · « **Reply #36 on:** January 28, 2007, 11:56:50 PM »

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Originally posted by storch
back when jesse jackson was running for president we got a hold of some bumper stickers that said RUN JESSES RUN. we placed them on our front bumpers.

**modified "Run Forrest Run!:aok

if u watched the movie Forrest Gump ull know wtf im talking about:aok

storch · « **Reply #37 on:** January 28, 2007, 11:57:56 PM »

that was long before forrest gump

Saintaw · « **Reply #38 on:** January 29, 2007, 02:23:29 AM »

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Originally posted by Hajo
Saw Hiyas! Where the heck have you been? We thought you were on the trail of Binladen and were out of cell phone range.

They haven't caught me yet... keep moving, gotta keep moving!