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Offline rabbidrabbit

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« on: January 28, 2007, 02:28:41 PM »
A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain , Wyoming , goes into
the doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush,
You have AIDS."

The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I
do?"

doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy
sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots <>drenched in hot sauce, 25 Jalapeņo peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with <> a gallon of prune juice." The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" "No, but it should leave you
with a better understanding of what your rear end is for."

Offline Mustaine

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« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2007, 02:35:02 PM »
OMFGROFLBWHAHAHAHAHAHAONEONEO NE!!!!!1 :aok :rofl :cry :lol :O :D
Genetically engineered in a lab, and raised by wolverines -- ]V[ E G A D E T ]-[
AoM DFC ZLA BMF and a bunch of other acronyms.

Offline Pooh21

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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2007, 02:37:12 PM »
:rofl :rofl that was the funny
Bis endlich der Fiend am Boden liegt.
Bis Bishland bis Bishland bis Bishland wird besiegt!

Offline Maverick

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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2007, 08:39:24 PM »
:lol :lol :lol :lol
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Offline Wes14

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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2007, 08:42:47 PM »
:rofl :lol :rofl :lol
Warning! The above post may induce: nausea, confusion, headaches, explosive diarrhea, anger, vomiting, and whining. Also this post may not make any sense, or may lead to the hijack of the thread.

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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2007, 10:43:39 PM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women