Originally posted by Sixpence
Is there jail time for calling in a false threat?
I'm sorry, just where does it say they called in a threat? I must have missed that part. Of course the cops are pissed he was videotaping them acting like fools.
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[Ext] Suburban Boston Train Station. A crowd has gathered to gawk at police activity. Two young wierdos start a conversation.
Wierdo #1: Dude, WTF is going on?
Wierdo #2: Oh man, they're jacking with some terrorist thermonuclear device Saddam Hussein sent from the grave!!
Wierdo #1 No way!!
Wierdo #2 Yes way!!
(BPD SWAT team hikes past the crowd.)
BPD SWAT: HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT!!!
Wierdo #1 Holy ****!! Wow, I mean wow! I was just here 3 weeks ago!
Wierdo #2 No kidding, what for??
Wierdo #1 You know that underground marketing place over on South 23rd? They had me hang some lite brites for Cartoon Network.
(BPD Bomb Squad van screeches to a halt sending loose gravel flying thru the crowd)
Wierdo #1 Duuude, I'm taping this ****!
Wierdo #2 Sweeeet
Wierdo #1 Look! I think I can see the terrorist device!! It's got Duracells!!!
Wierdo #2 Coppertops? OMFG!!! It's worse than I thought, that's Al Queda's calling card!!!!
Wierdo #1 Wait, it's, it's...
Wierdo #2 What, what?
(BPD helicopter buzzes the crowd)
Wierdo #1 You're not gonna believe this.
Wierdo #2 Not gonna believe what?? And my name is Sean, do you understand that Peter?
Peter: Yeah, yeah I know...anyway...You know those lite brites I told you about? The ones I got paid to hang up 3 weeks ago?
Sean: Yeah? What about them.
Peter: Looks like that's what the cops are jacking with.
Sean: No ****ing way!!
Peter: Yes way!!
Sean: OMFG!! That's awesome!
(A random cop voice comes over a loud speaker)
Random Cop: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
Peter: I think I dated her once...
Sean: Dude that's awesome!!
Random Cop: IN 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
(A loud BANG!)
Sean: There goes your lite brite.
Peter: Dude, it was for America and the American way of life.
(BPD SWAT team hikes past in opposite direction)
BPD SWAT: HUT, HUT,HUT,HUT,HUT,HUT,HUT,HUT!!!
Sean: Sweet!
Peter: No Dude, it's super sweet.
End scene.