Author Topic: Idle Thoughts Of A Wandering Mind  (Read 235 times)

Offline Airscrew

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Idle Thoughts Of A Wandering Mind
« on: January 31, 2007, 09:58:08 AM »
Idle Thoughts Of A Wandering Mind

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up.  Now I don't know what to feed it.
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 I had amnesia once -- or twice.
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 I went to San Francisco . I found someone's heart. Now what?
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Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone
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One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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How can there be self-help "groups"?
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
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Is it me--or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2007, 11:56:42 AM »
:rofl

my favorite "All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy."

Offline texasmom

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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2007, 09:43:57 PM »
:) My favorite: If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2007, 08:57:38 AM »
"Is it me--or do buffalo wings taste like chicken"

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Democracy is two wolves deciding on what to eat. Freedom is a well armed sheep protesting the vote.
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