Originally posted by Serenity
Heres your sheep!
Serenity, You will notice that these sheep have my brand
OD on their flanks. This indicates you were;
A. In SHEEP County, USA.
B. On my ranch, either spying or evading capture.
C. Whispering promises of a life of ease if my flock were to switch sides.
D.D. Testing your Montana Mirror out.
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That's right... You were
ABCDDing on my property! A hangin' offense in these parts as everyone knows
A Bad Cowboy's Dirty Deeds do not go unpunished.
Now had you taken the time to look at both brands, (
OD and the lower case
od on the opposite flank) of those SHEEP and read the warning signs, you would have known those were quarantined SHEEP, suspected of carrying the dread
other disease! Symptoms include; Extremely soft palms reeking of lanolin, A penchant to hug all things woolen, an odd growth of white fluffy hairs above knees and bellow waist that resembles dust bunnies, and lastly... a strong desire to bathe in Woolite! Severe cases have been known to induce deep depression where patients have been found on street corners surrounded by empty bottles of Woolite drunk in a binge.
Hopefully, you are up to date on your inoculations, or at least had the forethought to quarantine yourself from your squad mates.
this indoctronation has been brought to you as a public service by:L.E.A.V.E. Lamb Eaters and Venison Enthusiast - Go natural... Eat sheep!
Proud sponsors of the Senate program "No good meal left untouched!"
