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Offline Flatbar

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« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2007, 10:16:11 AM »
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Aliens landed on a ranch outside of roswell in 1947 algor and hillary were born 9 months later..


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A short bus from Connecticut crashes in Crawford, Tx. and look what we end up with.

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« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2007, 12:54:39 PM »
no doubt when asked he'd say yugoslavia starts with the letter 'u'.

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« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2007, 02:31:47 PM »
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or low flying aircraft.


so the planes that fly over that have the USAF marking on it are Canadian:huh :confused: :eek: ?
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« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2007, 02:50:34 PM »
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so the planes that fly over that have the USAF marking on it are Canadian:huh :confused: :eek: ?

Wes, you seem to be confused, perhaps on your way to being delusional.   If the plane that flys over has USAF markings on it,  then it's a USAF plane.  The canadian you thought you saw was a figment of your imagination, perhaps a small piece of undigested meat from your dinner...

you need to lay down and repeat after me...
1.  there are no canadians...
2.  canadians were invented by hollywood to explain actors like William Shatner, Dan Aykroyd, Jim Carrey, Donald Sutherland, and Mike Meyers... they are actually from another planet (Invasion of the Body Snatchers is actually a documentary)
3.  Canada is populated by lots of Moose and some frenchman that got lost when they went to the local store for a pack of cigarettes and a baggett

at least thats what the guys in the suits and sunglasses told me...

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« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2007, 03:14:50 PM »
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Originally posted by Airscrew
Wes, you seem to be confused, perhaps on your way to being delusional.   If the plane that flys over has USAF markings on it,  then it's a USAF plane.  The canadian you thought you saw was a figment of your imagination, perhaps a small piece of undigested meat from your dinner...

you need to lay down and repeat after me...
1.  there are no canadians...
2.  canadians were invented by hollywood to explain actors like William Shatner, Dan Aykroyd, Jim Carrey, Donald Sutherland, and Mike Meyers... they are actually from another planet (Invasion of the Body Snatchers is actually a documentary)
3.  Canada is populated by lots of Moose and some frenchman that got lost when they went to the local store for a pack of cigarettes and a baggett

at least thats what the guys in the suits and sunglasses told me...


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« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2007, 03:18:24 PM »
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Wes, you seem to be confused, perhaps on your way to being delusional.   If the plane that flys over has USAF markings on it,  then it's a USAF plane.  The canadian you thought you saw was a figment of your imagination, perhaps a small piece of undigested meat from your dinner...



well i think about 4 USAF jets a year flying just above tree level at mach speeds would slowly make a person go crazy/delusional:furious
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« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2007, 04:17:08 PM »
Any more potshots by your primitive fighters at our saucers and you'll think "Mars Attacks" was a cake walk. You have been warned!



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