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« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2007, 11:41:00 AM »
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They're every car owner’s nightmare too, but that's another story.


Ok why?

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« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2007, 11:41:55 AM »
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dont let a democrat see that, it ruins their view of the new world order and makes them unhappy


Exactly lol.

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« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2007, 11:57:05 AM »
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Ok why?


Long story. Let's just say that the "Green" party is in charge of vehicle and traffic regulations. After all legally required modifications are made a big motorbike has about 70 hp left. They "fix" heavy traffic by reducing the capacity of the roads and removing parking spaces to force people to drive elsewhere. They’re doing exactly the opposite of what a normal sane person would do. To quote Clarkson anticipating the Swiss response when he drove through Switzerland in the Veyron: “Nein! Nein! It is too loud! Get it out! Get it out!”.

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« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2007, 12:06:24 PM »
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Long story. Let's just say that the "Green" party is in charge of vehicle and traffic regulations. After all legally required modifications are made a big motorbike has about 70 hp left. They "fix" heavy traffic by reducing the capacity of the roads and removing parking spaces to force people to drive elsewhere. They’re doing exactly the opposite of what a normal sane person would do. To quote Clarkson anticipating the Swiss response when he drove through Switzerland in the Veyron: “Nein! Nein! It is too loud! Get it out! Get it out!”.


lol

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« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2007, 02:24:03 PM »
Yeah, I need to change my 20 from "The Venereal Isle" to "Confusio Helvetica"

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« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2007, 02:42:55 PM »
i recall some fellow heavy mortars once hit over liechtenstein - the bombardment wasn't the problem. the following forest fire was :D

btw. you guys should check stats on privatly owned guns - you would see that the swiss aren't really fancy about guns...

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« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2007, 02:50:29 PM »
It's also rumored that the Swiss are descendants  of the Knights Templars.
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« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2007, 02:58:58 PM »
I had swiss cheese once.

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« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2007, 03:03:30 PM »
I used to drink Swiss Miss Hot chocolate :cool:

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« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2007, 03:15:35 PM »
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It's also rumored that the Swiss are descendants  of the Knights Templars.


Highly unlikely as the Knight Templar took a vow of chastity like other men of the cloth ;) Switzerland is however the last bastion of the Holy Roman Empire, the last Roman Emperor abdicating in the early 1800’s after a military defeat to France.

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« Reply #25 on: March 02, 2007, 03:46:18 PM »
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Highly unlikely as the Knight Templar took a vow of chastity like other men of the cloth ;) Switzerland is however the last bastion of the Holy Roman Empire, the last Roman Emperor abdicating in the early 1800’s after a military defeat to France.

So they're not all related to Roger Moore?

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« Reply #26 on: March 02, 2007, 03:48:42 PM »
'fraid not. Maybe Connery though; he looks like a bastard.

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« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2007, 03:56:14 PM »
As the only one in this room who has actually held in his hands documents produced by the Knights Templar, I'd say you're wrong.

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« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2007, 04:05:09 PM »
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Templar chastity

Didn't those knights get a little brown from time to time?  Rite of the snake or something?
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« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2007, 04:09:17 PM »
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As the only one in this room who has actually held in his hands documents produced by the Knights Templar, I'd say you're wrong.


So the Swiss are descendants of the Knights Templar?


lol moot, Rite of the Snake indeed. One-eyed snake at that. Good one.