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Offline Denholm

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« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2007, 06:21:37 PM »
Not if you package them together in tight bundles so they look like clouds.
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Offline Odee

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« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2007, 06:16:56 PM »
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Not if you package them together in tight bundles so they look like clouds.


Yeahhhh... There's an idea! :aok

Parafrag-sheep from 30k :rofl    :huh :O
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« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2007, 06:23:10 PM »
:noid  so i can expect my tank to be hit by sheep-cloud bombs instead of bombs that go boom now? :noid
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« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2007, 06:40:45 PM »
Pilot: How's it going down there?
Bombardier: Still looking.
Pilot: Report target in sight.
Bombardier: *Mumble Mumble* TARGET IN SIGHT!
Pilot: GET READY BOYS!
Crew: Locked, loaded, and ready!
Bombardier: Target in 3... 2... 1... RELEASE
Crew: PUSH!
Tank Driver: What the heck, that's a new addition, falling clouds.
Tank Gunner: Do you hear that?
Tank Driver: Yes, it sounds like.. BBBBBAA[size=8]A[/size][size=9]A[/size][size=10]A[/size]
Pilot, Crew, Bombardier: ........
Bombardier: We got a clean hit!
Crew: How do you know, we lost them on cloud nine?
Bombardier: Well, you know how the sheep were white when we dropped them?
Crew: Yeah....
Bombardier: Well; They're not white anymore.
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Offline Wes14

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« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2007, 06:51:57 PM »
Crew:now its red
Tank driver:noid our tank has anti plane bullet armor now
Tank gunner:SWEET
Fellow Tank driver: Dude u got a |bleep|in red cloud on your tank
*Fellow tank driver shoots red sheep cloud and it flys into a low flying enemy plane*
Enemy Pilot(200): WTF U NOOB
Both tank drivers(200): what?
Enemy Pilot(200): U hacker u hit me with a red cloud
Tankers(200): hehe...
enemy bomber pilot(200): oops my bad bob(enemy fighter pilot)
*Tankers laugh their butts off on range to their teammates*
friendly pilot: huh?
Tankers: hehe stupid [insert side (nits rooks bish of ur choice)]
friendly pilot: LOL
Enemy fighters: n00b imma report you
Tankers(200): >.> <.< whatever
Sheep(200): SHUT THE |BLEEP| up
*sheep flys over in a B29 with a nuke and n00ks map*

the end:noid :rofl
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Offline nickf620

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« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2007, 03:33:06 AM »
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Pilot:Baa
Gunner1:baa?
Bombardier:BAA BAA BAA!!! mu baa!!
human gunner:wtf
Co-Pilot:BAA BAA!!
 



:rofl :rofl :rofl

thank god i was able to not spew coke all over my keyboard
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« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2007, 05:30:15 AM »
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Pilot: How's it going down there?
Bombardier: Still looking.
Pilot: Report target in sight.
Bombardier: *Mumble Mumble* TARGET IN SIGHT!
Pilot: GET READY BOYS!

....Crew: How do you know, we lost them on cloud nine?
Bombardier: Well, you know how the sheep were white when we dropped them?
Crew: Yeah....
Bombardier: Well; They're not white anymore.


:rofl :rofl FOCLMGBO @ Denholm and Nick...  

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« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2007, 08:58:58 AM »
Maybe next time I should say, "WARNING: Please remove all spillable containers and or food from your computer and out of your mouth!"
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« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2007, 09:00:22 AM »
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:noid  so i can expect my tank to be hit by sheep-cloud bombs instead of bombs that go boom now? :noid


Not quite. I imagine sheep would do the same thing a human would do if you threw him out of an aircraft...........

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« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2007, 09:52:54 AM »
Well, why exactly would we want to strap parachutes to sheep? They're not lawyers, they won't make the enemy flee from their hiding places.
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« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2007, 02:13:00 PM »
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Well, why exactly would we want to strap parachutes to sheep?


IT's A BIRD...ITS A PLANE...NO...ITS A SHEEP!
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Offline Wes14

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« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2007, 02:24:38 PM »
:noid if we add sheep i want sheep camo for the tanks as well:D :aok
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« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2007, 04:08:08 PM »
I'd rather have lawyers to tease the ground vehicle porkers to run and get a plane. We just load 'em up into a C-47 and drop 'em onto the GV's. If that doesn't work we'll strap parachutes onto them.:cool:
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Offline Wes14

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« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2007, 04:50:59 PM »
:noid  yea give me lawyers to shoot with my tank:rofl

i can see that now:rofl

Lawyer:Wes14 you are being sued over running over sheep
Me: o' rly
Lawyer:yes,sir u are
Me:nope
Lawyer:ill beg to differ.
Me: whos got the Tiger here..and who has the briefcase a bb gun could shoot thru
*cannon on tank aims right at lawyer's face*
me: bye bye lawyer
*BOOOOM*
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« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2007, 04:58:16 PM »
If you do that all of Harvard will rain down on you.
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