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Offline Denholm

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« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2007, 06:47:57 PM »
Sure, except this time I decide if it's an incendiary grenade or napalm!:D
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« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2007, 06:54:01 PM »
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glad it didn't get your dander up dmf  ;)


Just cause I'm blond doesn't mean i get mad at the blond jokes, I understand that 90% of blonds in the world are totally brainless. We have a  few of them at work  I could tell you real stuff, not jokes that goes on at my work that'd make you laugh, but most of it you really gotta be there.

Like today a guy comes in thats been with the city of about 6 years, complaining that his P-3 ( performance overview) said he was black ( he's white as a sheet) and had been working for the city since May 2nd 1963. Angie, (a blond) tried like hell to help the poor guy who was obviously neither black nor old enough to work there since 1963,  ( he's 43)and all she could do was ask him if he was sure of his race. And when she finally figured out how to make him white on the computer she asked him how he held his age so well .
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« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2007, 07:01:00 PM »
does blonds at our school walking into closed doors qualify as funny?:noid
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« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2007, 07:03:30 PM »
Oh yea it does.

Anybody stupid enough to walk into a closed door is funny
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« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2007, 07:10:33 PM »
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Originally posted by Angus
A kinky brunette had a blond husband. One fine night, she fancies a little game in bed, while the blond guy is just reading the daily sun.
So, after fumbling about for a while, she whispers into his ear: "Darling, talk about something dirty will you".
"Uhhh, the kitchen?" he replies.
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I do believe that's the first blonde joke I've heard about a man...
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Offline Wes14

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« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2007, 07:12:23 PM »
yes ive gotten hurt in school by a blonds stupidity:furious

first got to school still half sleep(pretty much sleep walking to class)
some genus Blond doesnt see the do not open door sign
blond opens door as im walking by
BAM!
Me::furious :furious :furious :furious :furious :furious :furious
and the Blond didnt even see that big sign:furious
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« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2007, 08:00:09 PM »
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Wanna be the next one to play catch :)


With you?

I wouldnt be totally adverse to the idea :D
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« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2007, 08:08:48 PM »
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With you?

I wouldnt be totally adverse to the idea :D


ok I get to toss first, start counting :)
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« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2007, 08:13:02 PM »
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ok I get to toss first, start counting :)


silly blond.

that wasnt a grenade. THAT one was a pinapple :p
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« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2007, 08:21:41 PM »
oops
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« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2007, 09:13:27 PM »
How many blonde jokes are there?















































































































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« Reply #26 on: March 07, 2007, 09:22:06 PM »
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ok I get to toss first, start counting :)


I think he would prefer you to be the catcher.
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« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2007, 04:05:06 PM »
I may be  blond, but I'm not stupid.
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« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2007, 04:16:55 PM »
That reminds me of the pineapple joke.
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« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2007, 05:35:46 PM »
ok I'll ask, what pineapple joke
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