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"You sez that 6" of ice can support a man...a foot of ice can support a light duty truck...three feet can support a dump truck...go ahead and make a nice, three-point landing on the ice....
"I sez...let's go and make for the shoreline...a we got some shrubs and some weeds over there, not exactly perfect, but at least we'll get down on land..."
"But NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooo"
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"November 7876...Tower......can you call my wife for me and ask her if she mailed in my latest insurance premium on the Cessna?.....Area Code 312..(blub) 244...(blub) ...."