LOLOLOL
I used to do Urban Sprinting when I was a kid 20+ years ago. I would go to my local mall, pretend to steal something makin' sure the security guard saw it, put it back and run like hell out of the store with the security guard in tow.
My friends and I would get chased by the mall security for 20min (they had golf carts, it was really fun) and it was hillarious. Great way to kill a Saturday afternoon. We mustad done that a dozen times or more.
Good times, good times...
Big Stranger Rodea looked like a good way to get the snot beat out of ya'. I kept waiting for one of the big guys to just grab the dudes legs, and fall backwards slamming 'em into the concrete.