From the affair of this two great ww2 bombers, that pulled through good and bad against all the Luftwaffe had to throw at them, came to light the first kid ever made by two ghey planes (as the dubious priest that officiated the marriage Krusty called them

).
The kid was the ..um. "Not enough and way too late" G(hey)-55.
Was really ugly and the gestation took for ever (from 1938 to 1943).
When it finally saw the light of day was too little and weak and could not be let out of the maternity clinic for another year or so. it had to be fed all the time and it was a headache to get it to grow up.
By the time was big enough to go out and play the game with the big boys the parents had no more food for it so they had to keep him in the house.
Here is where uncle Goeting came and saw this child and was immediately in loved. Not because it was better then his two kids, but because his kids were already dead. They were playing the game since 1938 and fought against all the kids from the neighborhood.
Beat them well for years, but in the end it was just too many of them.
Uncle Goeting said he'll take the ugly creature to his house and feed him real food so he could go out and beat the bad kids. Kids that after killed his sons were getting ready to run him over.
When the creature, G(hey)-55 found out that he had to go out and play the fighting game, he was horrified.
He went outside and quickly surrendered to the bad kids and said that he'll do al kind of dubious favors just to spare him from the horrors of playing the fighting game.
- the end-