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Offline JB88

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« on: March 29, 2007, 05:49:54 AM »
you have fallen into a deep well.
it is filled with hungry alligators.

there is no escape.


the end.
this thread is doomed.
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To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. -Ulysses.

word.

Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2007, 06:23:11 AM »
poor alligators

Offline JB88

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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2007, 09:21:54 AM »
dear 88,

please, no more nilsens down the well.  t0o boney.  tastes like lutefisk.

xoxo,
alligators
this thread is doomed.
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To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. -Ulysses.

word.

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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2007, 12:42:30 PM »
You have fallen down a well with hungry alligators. To the north you see a light through a small opening.

> Go N

You are in a cave with poisonous rats. You see a can of beans.

> Eat beans

You are now gaseous.

> Drop trow and light farts

The rats are now flame grilled, the smell bringing the alligators from the well to devour both the rats and YOU.

You are dead.

> Blame Nilsen

:D

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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2007, 12:46:06 PM »
The alligators notice the bottle of Tabasco in your hand.

Suddenly, the hunter has become the hunted.
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Stay thirsty my friends.

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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2007, 10:03:51 PM »