OMG! I found evidence of their PM's!!!
Storch: Hi
Bodhi: hello
Bodhi: who is this?
Storch: just a someone?
Bodhi: A someone I know?
Storch: nope
Bodhi: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Storch: well sorrrrrry
Storch: I just wanted to chat with you
Bodhi: why?
Storch: nevermind your an *******
Bodhi: Hey wait a minute
Storch: yes?
Bodhi: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
Storch: paranoid?
Bodhi: yes
Storch: of what?
Storch: me?
Bodhi: No. I'm in hiding.
Storch: LOL
Bodhi: Don't ****ing laugh at me!
Bodhi: This **** is serious!
Storch: What are you hiding from?
Bodhi: The cops.
Storch: gimme a ****ing break
Bodhi: I'm serious.
Storch: I don't get it
Bodhi: The cops are after me.
Storch: For what?
Bodhi: I'm wanted in three states
Storch: For???
Bodhi: It's kindof embarrasing.
Bodhi: I had sex with a turkey.
Bodhi: Hello?
Storch: You are ****ing sick.
Bodhi: Send me your picture.
Storch: why?
Bodhi: so I know you aren't one of them.
Storch: One of what?
Bodhi: The cops.
Storch: I'm not a cop i told you
Bodhi: Then send me your picture.
Storch: hold on
Bodhi: Hurry up.
Bodhi: Are you there?
Bodhi: **** you, cop!
Storch: Hey sorry
Storch: I had to do something for my mom.
Bodhi: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Bodhi: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Bodhi: Weren't you!?
Storch: thats not it
Bodhi: Then what?
Storch: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Bodhi: Most cops aren't
Storch: IM NOT A ****ING COP YOU ********!
Bodhi: Then send me the picture.
Storch: fine. What's your e-mail?
Bodhi: Just send it through here.
Storch: alright *PIC*
Storch: Did you get it?
Bodhi: Hold on. I'm looking.
Storch: That was me back in may
Storch: I've lost weight since then.
Bodhi: I hope so
Storch: what?!?
Storch: that hurt my feelings.
Bodhi: Did it?
Storch: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Bodhi: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Storch: yes
Bodhi: Alright let me find it.
Storch: kks
Bodhi: Okay here it is. *PIC*
Storch: this isn't you.
Bodhi: I'll be damned if it ain't!
Storch: You don't look like that.
Bodhi: How the hell do you know?
Storch: cause your profile has another picture.
Bodhi: The profile pic is a fake.
Bodhi: I use it to hide from the cops.
Storch: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bodhi: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bodhi: Not to mention all the groceries.
Storch: Go **** yourself
Bodhi: I was going to until I saw that picture
Bodhi: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
Storch: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Storch: You've done nothing but slam me.
Storch: you hurt me.
Bodhi: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Storch: I thought you were bull****ting me!
Bodhi: Why would I do that?
Storch: I can't believe that cops are after you
Bodhi: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Storch: FUC YOU!!!
Bodhi: You'd break both of his legs.
Storch: You're a ****ing *******.
Storch: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Storch: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Bodhi: Ok. I'm sorry.
Storch: No you aren't
Bodhi: You're right. I'm not.
Bodhi: HAARRRRR!
Storch: I'm done with you
Bodhi: Aww. I'm sorry.
Storch: I'm putting you on ignore
Bodhi: Wait a sec
Bodhi: We got off on the wrong foot.
Bodhi: Wanna start over?
Storch: No
Bodhi: I'll eat your *****
Storch: You'll what?
Bodhi: You heard me.
Bodhi: I said I'd eat your *****.
Storch: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Bodhi: Do I need a hard-on to eat your *****?
Storch: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Bodhi: Well I'm not like most men.
Bodhi: I get excited in different ways.
Storch: Like what?
Bodhi: Do you really wanna know?
Storch: I don't know
Bodhi: You have to tell me yes or no.
Storch: I'm afraid to
Bodhi: Why?
Storch: cause
Bodhi: cause why?
Storch: well lets see
Storch: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
Storch: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Bodhi: Nope
Storch: well its strange to me
Bodhi: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Storch: I didn't say that
Bodhi: So is that a yes?
Storch: I guess so.
Bodhi: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Bodhi: Are you willing?
Storch: What do you need me to do?
Bodhi: I need you talk like a pirate.
Storch: ???
Bodhi: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Bodhi: ok?
Bodhi: Hello?
Storch: You can't be serious
Bodhi: Oh yes I am!
Bodhi: It's my fantasy.
Storch: this is retarded
Bodhi: Do you want it or not?
Storch: Yes I want it.
Bodhi: Then you'll do it for me?
Storch: sure
Bodhi: Ok. Here we go.
Bodhi: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Bodhi: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Bodhi: I softly begin to tounge your wet *****.
Bodhi: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Storch: mmmm yeah
Bodhi: uh oh ...going limp.
Storch: Har
Bodhi: You gotta do better than that!
Bodhi: Your picture was really bad.
Storch: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Bodhi: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your ***** get more moist with every stroke.
Bodhi: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Bodhi: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Bodhi: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Storch: mmmmmm you are good
Bodhi: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Bodhi: going limp
Storch: HARRRRRRR
Bodhi: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Bodhi: You begin to sway back and forth.
Bodhi: going limp
Storch: this is stupid
Bodhi: ...still limp
Bodhi: Do it!
Storch: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bodhi: I turn you around to lick your *******.
Bodhi: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bodhi: I see **** nuggets hanging from the hair around your *******.
Storch: WTF?!?!?
Bodhi: They stink really bad.
Storch: OMG STOP!!!
Bodhi: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Bodhi: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bodhi: I ram it up your ass.
Storch: YOURE A ****ING PYSCHO!!
Bodhi: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Bodhi: And turn you into a ****ing candy apple...
Bodhi: I kick you in the face!
Storch: **** YOU *******!!
Bodhi: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Bodhi: Your parrot flys away.
Bodhi: ...going limp again.
Bodhi: Hello?
Bodhi: Say it!
Bodhi: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
