Say hello to the unemployable

[FBplmmr]

Originally posted by dmf
I have 2 earrings, one in each ear, nothing through nipples, nose, eye brow, lip, tung, or anywhere else, that wasn't intended for holding a chunk of metal

you sound "hawwwt'  =)

seriously tho

belly button rings are attractive .. because mostly women with flat tummies get them


small diamond to side of nostril im cool with as well






hot earing .. the big hoops .. not sure why .. guess it accents the neck.

[FBplmmr]

Originally posted by eskimo2






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say hello to the un intelligible..

[dmf]

Originally posted by Red Tail 444
I don't understand why any man wants earringfs...they may call them studs, to sound more manly, but anything on your ear is an earring.

I have no idea why men want earrings, I think its degrading to me to have earrings, unless their pirates.

you guys can call them what ever you want but its a long way to the other end fro art.

[Xargos]

Men wore wearing earrings before women I think.  And the main reason sailors wore a GOLD earring is so if you found their body washed up on shore it was payment for you to bury them properly.  I never liked earrings because I got into way too many fights when I was younger, and I just knew it would get ripped out in one of them.

edited for spelling.

[Hazzer]

All my ancestors were fisherman and lifeboatmen,they all wore an earing,I thought it had some religious significance ,didn't know about the burial thing if washed up,I know none of them learned to swim,considered tempting fate I suppose.My Father was the first member of the family not to go to sea,or wear an earing.

[Xargos]

In the old days if you fell overboard they would not turn around to pick you up.  So if you knew how to swim all it did was prolong your suffering.

[Eagler]

they can always double as a pin cushion:


they are just crying for attention. too bad with some of those holes, they will never "grow out of it"

[Hazzer]

That makes sense,thx xargos.

[Nilsen]

Real men dont worry about what other men do to their bodies.


That beeing said.... eeeew

[Ripsnort]

Originally posted by Nilsen
Real men dont worry about what other men do to their bodies.


That beeing said.... eeeew

No one "worries" about it, but most sure think its ugly! Wait until they're 50 years old...talk about regrets...(mostly those nose holes)

[Seagoon]

You'll have to forgive me, I really don't understand what would possess someone not only to destroy their own nose and make it impossible to use a kleenex effectively, but also to think anyone would want to be able to see into their sinuses. Grays Anatomy is fine on paper, but walking around or handing you your fries and a coke?

Speaking of fries and a coke, I went to lunch the other day and sitting at the next table directly in front of me was an extremely thick-set middle aged guy with what looked like a a large brass nose ring. The effect was to make him look exactly like a bull. All he needed was a big blue ribbon and happy farmer standing next to him and the image would have been complete. It took all of my self control not to spend the entire lunch grinning like an idiot. Ah well, gotta love people who aim for looking "tough", but only manage "amusing."

- SEAGOON

[moot]

Hehe, did he look like he was holding a grin, too?

[Eagler]

Originally posted by Nilsen
Real men dont worry about what other men do to their bodies.

Men? not in my book
males ... maybe
freaks - yes

pity is what I feel when I see one of those misfits drifting through life .. wonder what happened in its life to make it take the course it took ...

[Flatbar]

Originally posted by dmf
I have no idea why men want earrings, I think its degrading to me to have earrings, unless their pirates.

you guys can call them what ever you want but its a long way to the other end fro art.

Back in '72 I got one of my ears pierced. That was the 'fad' back then in some circles along with long hair, tight bellbottoms, fu-manchu stashes and boots with a roachclip attached under the pant leg with a long leather tassle for quick access.

I got a lot of flak from 'normal' people back then but didn't give a heck about what people thought as long as I was happy in my journey through life. I suspect that this is where these folks are.

Times and tastes change. My ear piercing has plugged it's self, my hair is kept short, all my jeans are straight legged and have a bit of extra room for my 54yo butt. My stash is kept off the lip and trimmed at the corners of my mouth and I have used a pipe for the last 15 years.

I'm still enjoying this ride but if I had to still wear those damned bellbottoms, chew on my stash, have a dangly thing attached to my ear, hair that took more than a minute to 'fix' and boots that double as paraphernalia while socialising with some of my friends in law enforcement, I'd be one sorry SOB.

[Yknurd]

I like to point and laugh at people like this.

It's not the reaction they expect.

Adding epitaphs like, "You are the King-O Dork-O buddy!" is tre cool also.