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Offline frank3

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« Reply #30 on: April 11, 2007, 02:33:15 PM »
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So, I guess I'm gonna have to upgrade my RAM?


We can have Lam(b)-parties!

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« Reply #31 on: April 11, 2007, 02:48:44 PM »
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I WANT MANABLE SHEEP!!!!!!!!!:mad:


No, you just want doable sheep.


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« Reply #32 on: April 11, 2007, 02:52:35 PM »
"What are you doing in here?!!"


  "You would'nt understand."

  That was great!

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« Reply #33 on: April 11, 2007, 04:40:00 PM »

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« Reply #34 on: April 11, 2007, 04:42:49 PM »
HTC needs to model this thing too:


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« Reply #35 on: April 11, 2007, 04:46:27 PM »
Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine
fails and the plane begins to hurtle towards the ground...
SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
SH2: What about the sheep?!?
SH1: Screw the sheep!!!!
SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?

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« Reply #36 on: April 11, 2007, 04:50:02 PM »
Lol!

great thread.

almost tempted me to come back ;)

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« Reply #37 on: April 11, 2007, 04:50:03 PM »
A guy, a sheep and a dog were the survivors of a terrible shipwreck,
and they found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being
there for awhile, they got into the habit of going to the beach every
evening to watch the sun go down.

One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds,
the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance!  As they
sat there, the sheep was looking better and better to the guy.  So, he
leaned over and put his arm around the sheep. The dog became jealous
and started growling fiercely until the guy removed his arm. After
that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets, but there was
no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman. She was in
pretty bad shape, and after they nursed her back to health, they
introduced her to their evening ritual of watching the sunset.

It was another beautiful evening, warm breezes, red sky, a perfect
night for romance.  Pretty soon the guy started to "get those
feelings" again.  He fought them as long as he could, but he finally
leaned over to the woman cautiously, and whispered in her ear...
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

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« Reply #38 on: April 11, 2007, 05:23:40 PM »
LOL

And LOL at your avatar :lol

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« Reply #39 on: April 11, 2007, 05:49:53 PM »
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"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"



haaaaaHAAAAAhaaaaaHAAAAAAhaha haaaaaaaaa...
Whew, thats a good one.
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« Reply #40 on: April 11, 2007, 06:22:25 PM »
ESKIMO that made my wife just about pee her pants.

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« Reply #41 on: April 12, 2007, 09:12:01 AM »
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So, I guess I'm gonna have to upgrade my RAM?


BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!  :D

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« Reply #42 on: April 12, 2007, 09:23:01 AM »
I ran over the "new" sheep in my "new" Shermanator.

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« Reply #43 on: April 12, 2007, 12:06:41 PM »
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I ran over the "new" sheep in my "new" Shermanator.


mmmmmm.......Anyone up for Lambchops?:lol

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« Reply #44 on: April 13, 2007, 07:20:03 AM »
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.

The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the grass when they are pregnant.

The Man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are laying in the grass. "No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them's honking the horn."
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God the BK's are some some ugly mo-fo's. Please no more pictures, I'm going blind Bet your mothers don't even love ya cause u'all sooooooooo F******* ulgy.