Bugs goes Bonkers

[Banzzai]

would you dare call this in ?
Hello,  Police,  my wife's been attacked by a rabbit

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,477537,00.html

[john9001]

run away---run away

[tedrbr]

If there are any cops there with a sense of humor, the next briefing those two walk into will have someone que Ozzy Fudd's "Wabbit-Swayer".

In the dead of night
A shimmewin' wight
Gweem of a bwade
And dah devew was paid
When dah axe comes down
A chiwin' sound
Steel hits da head
Anothaw wabbit's dead
I'm a wabbit swayer
A guitaw pwayaw
With a nasty habbit

Kill dah wabbit!!! (hah hah hah)
AhhhaahooOhhh

I'm a mean mistweetah
A wabbit feastah
And I pwedict
A bwoody Eastaw
A scuwowing shadow
And dah shadow was dis wabbit
And dah night air echoes
Kill dah wabbit!!!
Kill dah wabbit!!!
Kill dah wabbit!!!
Kill dah wabbit!!!
Kill dah wabbit!!!
Kill dah wabbit!!!
Kill dah wabbit!!!
Kill dah wabbit!!!
Ohhhh...and dayah won't be any mow wabbits awound
No mow Wodgah Wabbit
No mow Petah Wabbit
And no mow Pwayboy Bunny Wabbits!
Ah ha ha ha ha
Be vewy vewy cawafo

Translated:
In the dead of night
A shimmerin' light
Gleam of a blade
And the devil was paid
When the axe comes down
A chilling sound
Steel hits the head
Another rabbit's dead
I'm a rabbit slayer
A guitar player
With a nasty habit

Kill the rabbit!!!
AhhhaahooOhhh
Be very very quiet!
I'm lookin' for rabbits...

I'm a mean mistreater
A rabbit feaster
And I predict
A bloody Easter
A scurrying shadow
And the shadow was this rabbit
And the night air echoes
Kill the rabbit!!!
Kill the rabbit!!!
Kill the rabbit!!!
Kill the rabbit!!!
Kill the rabbit!!!
Kill the rabbit!!!
Kill the rabbit!!!
Ohhhh...and there won't be any more rabbits around
No more Roge

[Curval]

"The Police, not daring to risk another frontal assault after Office Bors was killed in an initial attempt, called up an elderly cleric known only as Brother Maynard who began to prepare to use an ancient secret weapon known as the Holy Hand Grenade.  Unfortunately, due to the excessive time he took consulting the Book of Armaments (chapter two verses nine to twenty one) the police chose instead to shoot the rabbit, which was later dubbed The Rabid Rabbit of Caerbannog."

[Airscrew]

[Ack-Ack]

Here is an exclusive photo of the Linz police force attempting to apprehend the "crazed hare."



Linz police officers trying to apprehend vicious bunny.  


ack-ack

[Hornet33]

Both of those cops should get to keep a foot off that sucker. Make a nice handcuff key chain out of it. Or have it stuffed and then display it in the stations trophy case.

Those waskerly wabbits!!!!!!!!:aok

[Pooh21]

Originally posted by Hornet33
Both of those cops should get to keep a foot off that sucker. Make a nice handcuff key chain out of it. Or have it stuffed and then display it in the stations trophy case.

Those waskerly wabbits!!!!!!!!:aok

from the way the article reads. it sounds like for those baddudes the next stop is therapy.

[Meatwad]

Another photo of the Linz Police approaching the dangerous rabbit

[devild0g]

LMFAO!!

Niederwimmer doubts there will be complaints from animal protection agencies. "Definitely not," he said. "The hare had already bitten someone. Just imagine if there had been a small child playing in the yard."

LOL today in school a chicklet fell from tree, all the girls where like awww. (i

come out of nowhere) man that thing is gona die, the bad news. BUM BUM

BUM BUM!!! THE PRE-K4 KIDS WHERE NEXT TO PE! lmfao. It was than that

one heroic girl grabbed the chirpping shivering critter and placed it in a box

with saltine crackers. Holy jesus man.... he coulda just dropped a shoe on

it to kill it... what a waste of a bullet, now they cant eat the hare.

[DREDIOCK]

LOL musta been what Monty meant when he said "We shall attack like a ferocious rabbit"

[moot]

Couldn't they just step on it?

[Holden McGroin]

It's Happened Before....

President Jimmy Carter Attacked by Killer Rabbit

April 20, 1979
 
President Jimmy Carter was attacked by a rabbit during a fishing trip in Plains, Georgia. The rabbit, which may have been fleeing a predator, swam toward his boat, "hissing menacingly, its teeth flashing and nostrils flared." President Carter was forced to swat at the vicious beast with a canoe paddle, which apparently scared it away.
   
 
     Upon his return to the White House, Carter told his staff about the furry amphibian's assault. Most of them refused to believe him, insisting that rabbits can't swim (although since most mammals can swim, there's no reason to believe that rabbits cannot), and that even if they could, they certainly wouldn't attack humans, and certainly not presidents. Fortunately, a White House photographer had been on the scene, and had recorded the bizarre attack.  

President Jimmy Carter was attacked by a rabbit during a fishing trip in Plains, Georgia. The rabbit, which may have been fleeing a predator, swam toward his boat, "hissing menacingly, its teeth flashing and nostrils flared." President Carter was forced to swat at the vicious beast with a canoe paddle, which apparently scared it away.
   
 
Upon his return to the White House, Carter told his staff about the furry amphibian's assault. Most of them refused to believe him, insisting that rabbits can't swim (although since most mammals can swim, there's no reason to believe that rabbits cannot), and that even if they could, they certainly wouldn't attack humans, and certainly not presidents. Fortunately, a White House photographer had been on the scene, and had recorded the bizarre attack.