Author Topic: I just found out I'm going to live forever! (Read 351 times)

Vulcan · « **on:** April 17, 2007, 04:09:46 AM »

So says Beverly Whipple,
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4029240a28.html

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Research studies showed sex with others, or masturbation, could improve longevity and immunity, and may be associated with a reduced risk of heart disease, and breast and prostate cancers.

AWMac · « **Reply #1 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:12:33 AM »

I'm with ya Bro.... errrr wait.... I can see where your coming from.... noooo wait... High 5... ewww noooo wait...

nevermind.

Mac

Xasthur · « **Reply #2 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:13:19 AM »

You won't if you catch a disease and die!

moot · « **Reply #3 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:54:44 AM »

You'll be bald for most of that time, though.

AWMac · « **Reply #4 on:** April 17, 2007, 04:56:21 AM »

and Blind...

Jackal1 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 17, 2007, 05:44:23 AM »

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Originally posted by moot
You'll be bald for most of that time, though.

Bald or.....balled?

Meatwad · « **Reply #6 on:** April 17, 2007, 06:38:27 AM »

Uber hairy palms

Auger · « **Reply #7 on:** April 17, 2007, 01:11:18 PM »

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Originally posted by moot
You'll be bald for most of that time, though.

I'm sure someone could transplant the hair from his palms to his head.

moot · « **Reply #8 on:** April 17, 2007, 03:13:23 PM »

Brenjen · « **Reply #9 on:** April 17, 2007, 05:48:46 PM »

I'm already pretty sure I won't get breast cancer...but who knows.