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Offline Dago

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« on: April 17, 2007, 06:45:39 PM »
A friend sent this to me:


LIPSTICK IN SCHOOL - PRICELESS
   
  According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, MI was
  recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were
  beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the  washroom.That was
 
  fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips
  to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
 
 
   Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day
  the girls would put them back.
   
  Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. He called
  all  the girls to the washroom and met them there with the maintenance
  man.  He explained that all these lip prints were causing a major
  problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
 
 
   To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, he
  asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was
  required.
   
  He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
  cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on
  the mirror.
   
  THE MORAL OF THIS STORY..
   
  There are teachers, and then there are Educators
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

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« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2007, 06:49:59 PM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Nice! :aok

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« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2007, 07:02:14 PM »
:rofl :rofl

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« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2007, 09:53:06 PM »
:rofl

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« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2007, 09:53:26 PM »
LMFAO I THOUGHT U WERE GONA WRITE HE CLEANED IT WITH RAT CRAP OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT THE TOILET WATER LMFAO THAT PWNS

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« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2007, 10:29:31 PM »
LOL ~ that's nasty
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« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2007, 10:34:17 PM »
I RARELY go to anywhere in "Garden Shi*ty".   It's a dump.
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« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2007, 10:38:47 PM »
*sniff, sniff* I know this girls breath..... Ohhhh crap.

:D

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« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2007, 12:00:57 AM »
Hardy har har!:aok
Who are you to wave your finger?

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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2007, 04:22:58 AM »
:rofl

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« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2007, 01:02:21 PM »
:rofl thats priceless.......wait, i hope those girls dont go to my school.  :confused:

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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2007, 01:07:00 PM »
LOLH Brilliant!!

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« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2007, 01:49:33 PM »
i can imagine what the 12 year olds said after the "demonstration"

"eeeeuuuwwww, ohmygod, eeeeuuuwwww ohmygod"

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« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2007, 02:54:42 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by john9001
i can imagine what the 12 year olds said after the "demonstration"

"eeeeuuuwwww, ohmygod, eeeeuuuwwww ohmygod"


Indeed.  But you need to throw a few "likes" in there.

"like eeeeuuuuwwwww, like ohmygod" etc.
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« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2007, 03:27:23 PM »
your right, i also forgot the "youknow".:D