Author Topic: Gender Harmony  (Read 414 times)

Offline Sikboy

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« on: April 30, 2007, 09:25:28 PM »
Well, I've managed to create another girl-baby. So I had to get another boy-dog to maintain Gender harmony in the house.

I have a 4 year old Yellow Lab named Mr. President. You may have heard me explain that the dog will eat ANYTHING, and he will. He had what I like to call an "extended puppyhood" that ended about a month or two ago. Don't get me wrong, he's very well trained by and large and responds very well to commands. But when left to his own devices for too long, he was bound to find trouble (although I think Trouble would find him... had him on Speed-dial I think).

Anyhow, the Pres has spent the day getting to know his new room-mate, Boomer. Boomer is a German Shepard Mix that we rescued from the local Shelter. I think the Pres has aged about five years since this morning. Boomer has spent the better part of the day "Hearding" Mr. President around the house. I'm a bit worried that the Pres is going to issue an executive order tonight, and Boomer will be deployed to the coast of Kamchatka.

Dear Lord, I love these damn dogs. It puzzles me how easy it is to fall for Animals. I really can't wait for Boomer to get some size to him.

Anyhow, I just wanted to brag on my new dog. Here's a picture!



-Sik
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Offline tedrbr

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« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2007, 09:33:24 PM »
Congrats on new additions to the family.

Personally, I've found that dogs do better in 2's and 3's in a house.  Dogs are pack animals by nature, and not all breeds or dogs do well when left alone (while at work/school).  Even with children or stay at home mom, the dogs still seem to do better when not the only dog in the house.

I visit the city parks around Colorado Springs that cater to dogs from time to time.  Watching the dogs interact is fun.  A few minor skirmishes on introduction at times to determine dominance, then they get along fine most of the time.

Kids I leave to my brother and his wife.

Offline AWMac

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« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2007, 10:13:48 PM »
Congrats on the new "Princesses" within your Humble Kingdom.

I went sooo long wanting a Boy in the home... the wifey bought me a boy dog, a boy cat, the girls *plural* had boy Hamsters... Fishin with Hampsters sux...

Sadened to the soul I prayed... prayed hard... I was a Man Blessed with two beautiful Daughters.. But I wanted a Son.

Both were planned babys... Wifey head pointed South, second one she was pointed North.  Both Daughters... which I love with all my heart.

Then one night, facin West, in front of the fireplace I mentioned the three words that made it all possible... "Is it Safe?"  Christmas Eve... She mumbled "Yes" and I... YES I made my Son!!!

Sooo if you ever have doubts just pray, and nail yer wife infront of the Christmas Tree and Fireplace cuz there really is a GOD!!!

Amen


:)


Mac

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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2007, 12:09:08 AM »
Uhm........ anyone else see the pattern (the darker part) in Mr. President's fur as a cat?

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« Last Edit: May 01, 2007, 12:11:11 AM by loser »

Offline LePaul

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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2007, 12:30:06 AM »
Gawsh based on the title, I thought for sure awMac was having some special surgery :p :)