Author Topic: Funny joke (Read 202 times)

Ack-Ack · « **on:** July 19, 2007, 05:13:32 PM »

When Robert M. Gates gave his morning briefing to the President, he told Bush about 3 Brazilian soldiers that were killed in Iraq. To everyone's suprise, all color ran from his face, slumped on his desk with his head in his hands, holding back tears. Finally, composing himself, Bush turns to Gates and asks, "Just exactly how many is a Brazillion?"

ack-ack

Viking · « **Reply #1 on:** July 19, 2007, 05:16:53 PM »

LOL!

Latrobe · « **Reply #2 on:** July 19, 2007, 06:49:41 PM »

my grandpa would love that joke he hates Bush

texasmom · « **Reply #3 on:** July 19, 2007, 06:53:53 PM »

I like that joke, and I like Bush

Meatwad · « **Reply #4 on:** July 19, 2007, 07:12:41 PM »

A police officer stopped a man for speeding. "Good afternoon, sir. Do you know you were speeding?" "Yes, officer, I know I was speeding, but this is a matter of life or death." "Oh, really? How's that?" "There's a naked woman waiting for me at home." "I don't see how that's a matter of life or death..." "Because if I don't get home before my wife does, she's gonna kill me!"