Author Topic: Please, AvA Managers, could you make me happy?  (Read 283 times)

Offline sparow

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Please, AvA Managers, could you make me happy?
« on: May 12, 2007, 06:30:34 PM »
Hi chaps!

I need to get my self esteem back...I am very depressed because I can't get more than 500 kills in a ToD...My squaddies say I'm soft, old, they may even be thinking about kicking me out or bring a new guy in, younger and more aggressive...Please, help me!

I need you to triple the airfields, towns, factories and cities, so I can run for ack faster.

I need all my planes to be 1945 models and that my foes planes be 1939 models or it will be very unbalanced...

I also don't like 109s. Could you delete them? Thank you...FW190s too, I deslike them much, you could delete them too...And C202 and 205's...never liked italian stuff. And japanese planes, for crying out loud, they lost the war, why are they here? Take them away too...Those ugly russian planes are communist propaganda, should never be modelled in AH...And I also dislike the 110 and the JU88...Too hard to kill, they should not have guns shooting at you...

Well, and finally, just to make me happy, I hate the navy, I never learned to swim, you know? Could you also delete all fleets and his planes?
It's a total waste of server space...

Well, basically, to make me happy, you could also change AvA name to AvA but in a different designation: Allied vs Allied. You know, I never liked Axis much...So, to make me happy, could you delete them for me?

Thank you so much, I'll be a very happy person from now on...

Sparrow
249 Sqn RAF "Gold Coast"

P.S.: BTW, history is told by the victors, not dictated by losers...
Sparow
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Offline Fulmar

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« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2007, 06:33:16 PM »
we'll mount sidewinders on your p51 and call it a day.
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« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2007, 08:41:34 PM »
HEY!!!

ME first  

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Offline Shifty

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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2007, 08:09:04 PM »
Land Lubber :furious

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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2007, 08:20:24 PM »
lolz