Hilarious smoker`s moment

[evenhaim]

Originally posted by Dadano
I used to smoke. Don't mind if you smoke by me. Smells better than a yuppie beotch.

Lmao i agree

[Octavius]

Originally posted by nirvana
I think he was saying that the guy was going crazy over a cigarette while he was standing next to several idling cars releasing hydrocarbons, carbon monoxide, etc.

I'm not denying I'd laugh if he fell (I'd pry piss myself).  The point is, jackal was at close range and knowingly decided to light it.  

I was in the middle of that very dense smoke cloud in Florida last week, and I probably took in the equivalent of a few packs.  Normal smokers even refused their smokey treats at work.  So Friday, my passenger comments on the way home that the smoke couldn't get any worse... a few seconds later he lights up... while affirming his previous assessment of smoke quantitiy.  We were already irritated and this turd lights up!  If I had no relation, he'd still be walking home.

This ain't fog.  Like wiping ash off your windshield?



You slaves to nicotine can go nuts for all I care, just have some common courtesy and piss off when you light.

[Octavius]

Originally posted by DREDIOCK
Tough.
Inside thats one thing. I can buy the arguement
Outside, well thats just too damn bad
Hold yer breath.

How about recognisng that outside it is a free realm. And expressing some  common courtesy yourself
You probably stand a far greater risk just from beathing pollutants in the air from cars,factories etc then the little bit of smoke you might be inconvenienced by and would be whining about.

HAH!  Sure, free realm.  I totally agree it is an inconvenience.  So why should I react if you decide the initial move?  What if my children are around?  With severe asthma?  An emphasema sufferer with O2 tank?   Point is, it's easier for you to bend first;  move a few feet away and kill yourself in peace, jesus christ.

You have no argument.

[Xargos]

I find it much more offensive to be forced to sit next to someone who hasn't taken a bath in a year.  When is a law going to be made about that?

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by Octavius
HAH!  Sure, free realm.  I totally agree it is an inconvenience.  So why should I react if you decide the initial move?  What if my children are around?  With severe asthma?  An emphasema sufferer with O2 tank?   Point is, it's easier for you to bend first;  move a few feet away and kill yourself in peace, jesus christ.

You have no argument.

Maybe I dont need an arguement.
Outside is a free realm.
Period.
Im supposed to bend simply because its an inconvenience to you??
LMAO I dont think so
So what if your kids are around
 If you dont like it. if its such an inconvenience ...move.
Or..dont breathe.
Your call

I've bent as far as Im going to bend. Outside is where I draw the line

You already cant smoke inside any public place in this state. Including privately owned and run establishments. (seems to me the business owner should be the one to make that call)

That is. Unless you own a Casino

[Xasthur]

It's now illegal to even smoke near the entrance of a building, so smokers have fewer and fewer places to go.

Anti-smoking tyraids piss me off when it is a case of having a smoke outside....

-But-

Smoker or non-smoker, common courtesy is a positive personality trait and it simply comes down to the person to decide whether or not their smoking out-weighs other people's 'comfort'.

In most cases, I would be inclined to say that, given fresh air is available and it is not an enclosed space, the smoker is fine to smoke wherever the law permits them to do so.

I would also make an effort to move away from children before I lit my cigarette, as I detest parents who smoke near their children.

If i can, I'll sit down-wind or away from people but I'm not about to bust my balls doing so... smokers have already got **** all places to smoke.

Imagine how ****ing BAD pubs are going to smell when you go to gigs when they ban smoking in venues. Instead of the smell of smoke you'll have the smell of piss and sweaty, fat salamanders instead.

**** that.

[AWMac]

Originally posted by Octavius
common courtesy perhaps?  why should i move for an action you decided to take?  I'm annoyed by cig smoke on the interstate from the car in front of me, you think I can't smell that crap 15 yards away?  Accidents I can understand, but oblivious bastards that knowingly blow smoke at me are *******s, nothing more.

Here Octavius, This may help you...


Mac

[68ROX]

I do look around and avoid other humans when I fire up.....

But the world will fail to end because I am....OUTDOORS.

Personally...I find people who yap-yap-yap on a cell phone and include me in their personal phone booth when I am in a restaraunt, movie theatre, store, etc. equally as thoughtless.  If It's OUTSIDE...they they might as well be smoking a big, stinky stogie.


68ROX

[nirvana]

Is the sun bright red Octavius?  We had that same phenomena a few years ago also due to major wild fires, the ash was so thick you could look directly at the sun, was just a bright orange globe.

[Dichotomy]

I used to smoke and, now that I've quit, I've become severely allergic to it.  If I smell it I look for the source and avoid it.  Personal opinion is if a smoker is doing it where it is allowed and it bothers you DON'T GO THERE OR MOVE.  If it's not possible it's pretty easy to tell someone who is smoking, politely, that it's bothering you.  I've found that well over 90% of the people that are smoking where you can't avoid it will apologize for bothering you and put it out or move.  The 10%?  Well they're stunninghunks.

And could we PLEASE quit treating smoker like lepers?  The dude that fell on his face got what he deserved for acting like a tard.

[Sabre]

quote by Octavias:

I'm not denying I'd laugh if he fell (I'd pry piss myself). The point is, jackal was at close range and knowingly decided to light it.

15 yards, that's 45 feet for those with a strictly public school education, can hardly be considered close range, especially outdoors and downwind of the yuppie.  Let me guess: You're one of those AH players who think that range 1500 is "point-blank".

[Xasthur]

Originally posted by Dichotomy
I used to smoke and, now that I've quit, I've become severely allergic to it.  If I smell it I look for the source and avoid it.  Personal opinion is if a smoker is doing it where it is allowed and it bothers you DON'T GO THERE OR MOVE.  If it's not possible it's pretty easy to tell someone who is smoking, politely, that it's bothering you.  I've found that well over 90% of the people that are smoking where you can't avoid it will apologize for bothering you and put it out or move.  The 10%?  Well they're stunninghunks.

And could we PLEASE quit treating smoker like lepers?  The dude that fell on his face got what he deserved for acting like a tard.

Amen, Dicho

[WilldCrd]

Well i got a laugh outta this one-

Myself and a couple of other techs were doing a fios install at a cust house. As a RULE among ourselves we dont smoke the cust house. (also a co. rule) We also dont smoke when a cust is outside and close by as a courtesy, unless they light up then we ask if its ok if we do while OUTSIDE.
Well we were outside in the ALLY actually when the custs wife come out with murder in her eyes. She DEMANDS we pack up and leave becouse we DARED smoke on her property!! After calmly pointing out that
A) we were in the ally
B) on break
C) if we left it would be a few weeks before we could reschedual
She still DEMANDED we leave. She then called the Co. and said we were intentionally smoking on her property during the install and REFUSED to put em out and we were rude.
Thankfully our boss isnt stupid and 86'ed the complaint. 4 WEEKS later we returned to finish and the hubby was there.
He was pissed until we told him what REALLY happended.
He then went inside lite up a cigar and invited us in and .....told us to smoke!
It was kinda funny when she got home and he told her to stfu when whe whined about it.

Moral of the story i guess is that some non-smokers as in many many other groups have their crazy fanantics that have no sense of reality and think that if you dont think and do what they do and say then you are a bad person/outkast

[Hornet33]

Originally posted by Octavius
common courtesy perhaps?  why should i move for an action you decided to take?  I'm annoyed by cig smoke on the interstate from the car in front of me, you think I can't smell that crap 15 yards away?  Accidents I can understand, but oblivious bastards that knowingly blow smoke at me are *******s, nothing more.

Don't drive behind me then. In addition to the smoke I'll flick a bugger on your windshield:rofl

[john9001]

i try to stand up wind of smokers.....................t hen i fart.