My entire body is tattooed. Head to toe. The tattoo is a single giant depiction of me, real to life in color and down to the finest detail. Every freckle, every birthmark, everything right down to the pores on my skin have been gone over with a tattoo needle and re-colored in their natural shade.
Of course you can't tell that it's there, but it's there. I'm a giant walking tattoo.
It took weeks to do, and hurt so much I cried like left-wing liberal extra from the movie 'Deliverance'