Ahh the beauty of the legal system in America

[LancerVT]

"That's the mall's fault, the lawsuit claims, demanding in excess of $50,000, based on the mall's "failure to warn" her that squirrels live outside."

Squirrels live outside?!?!:O  I never knew that! Thank God the mall warned me. I had nooooo idea.

[lasersailor184]

Originally posted by tedrbr
Actually, it seems to be everyone's fault from the bartender, to the stalled driver, to the tow truck operator,... the list will undoubtedly grow.

Blameless is the dead guy who was drunk behind the wheel and on the cell phone, and the parents that raised him and are now filing suit since their easy paycheck got hisself kilt.  

The lawyers will win.

My father and I have been talking about Court Case battlefield Tactics.  My idea is this:


Anytime you are sued, immediately counter sue for double the amount.  Be twice as nasty to anyone who is trying to screw you.

I think it could work.

[lazs2]

lazer.. the lawyers would love it.

bohdi.. that was exactly my point.   Democrats give the lawyers what they want and make sure that they can operate as they do.

lazs

[tedrbr]

Originally posted by lasersailor184
My father and I have been talking about Court Case battlefield Tactics.  My idea is this:

Anytime you are sued, immediately counter sue for double the amount.  Be twice as nasty to anyone who is trying to screw you.

I think it could work.

I prefer to play by Baghdad rules:  Grab the plaintiff and his lawyer.  1 shot each in the head.   Dump into nearby river.  Problem solved.  

If caught I can blame it on being a war-vet (although the Army will just claim it's a pre-existing condition).