Originally posted by Shifty
Times have changed. Had I caused telephone bill that high to be delivered to my house as a teen, I wouldn't have time to post a warning of my impending abscence.If there had been an internet to post warnings on.
I would had already been out doing whatever my father deemed a fair punishment to repay my debt. Along with his footprint in my backside.
Yeah, man.
What little of me that survived the mauling by Momma Bear, Poppa Bear would have tossed in the wood chipper.
one of the best Eastwood lines, from a chitty movie, "The only thing beating you to the emergency room, would be the headlights of the ambulance you were riding in."
You got roped/HO'd/cherry picked, vulched, and jolly-stomped,
but you're supposed to get ganked by girls at that age. Learn from this, and move forward, young man.