Couple jokes

[DREDIOCK]

A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy
lunchtime.

They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with
pager.   As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee,
she's fat!"

The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet.

A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far
as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!"

The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy.  The mother
gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.   After a brief
lull, the large woman reached the front of the line.  Just then her
pager begins to emit a beep, beep, beep.

The little boy yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!!"

[DREDIOCK]

A farmer in Culpeper, VA went to the local branch of the Wachovia Bank to borrow money for a new bull. The loan was made and Banker Bill, who lent the money, came by a week later to see how the bull was doing.

 

The farmer complained that the bull just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. Banker Bill suggested that he have a Veterinarian take a look at the bull.

 

Next week Banker Bill returned to see if the vet had helped. The farmer looked very pleased. "The bull has serviced all of my cows! He even broke through the fence, and serviced all my neighbor's cows! He's been servicing just about everything in sight. He's like a machine!"

 

"Wow," said Banker Bill, "what did the vet do to th at bull?"

 

"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer.

"What kind of pills?" asked Banker Bill? "I don't know, but they kind of taste like peppermint."