Snow White, Tom Thumb and Quassi Moto were sitting around one day discussing their finer qualities...
Snow White claimed to be the most beautiful woman ever.
Tom Thumb claimed to be the smallest man ever.
and Quassi Moto claimed to be the most Horrific and Evilest person ever.
So all three decided to check with Guiness Book of World Records to make their claims official.
After 20 minutes Snow White came out happy, singing and exclaiming "It's official I AM the most beautiful woman in the World!!!"
30 minutes later Tom Thumb comes out yelling at the top of his lungs "It's official I AM the smallest man in the World!!!"
3 Hours later Quassi Moto comes out, head down and in tears and crys out...
"Who the Hell is Rosie O'Donnel???"
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