Ohhh PahLeez....
You have to admit that TX and LA can't hold a light to OK.
Seen nothing but toilet paper at the TX/OK Border, all pointing South.
So you lil Texican Minds, stay there... Oklahoma doesn't need yer tulips coming North.
You have Border Patrol? We in Oklahoma have better...
Don't swim across the river, you'll feed the fish...simple as that.
We know how to fix yer problem...
Mac