Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty five.
Canyonaro, Canyonaro,
Well it goes real slow with the hammer down,
it's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Canyonaro-whoa, Canyonaro,
The federal highway commission has ruled the Canyonaro unsafe for highway or city driving.
Canyonaro.
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
sixty five tonnes of American pride.
Canyonaro, Canyonaro,
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
Canyonaro, Canyonaro,
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
she's a squirrel squasher, deer smacking, driving machine.
Canyonaro-whoa, Canyonaro.