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Offline rpm

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« on: June 18, 2007, 05:23:02 PM »
...and he was appointed by Dubya.

I'm sure stranger things have happened, but Dubya may have actually appointed a good man to the bench.
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2007, 05:32:06 PM »
Let me get this straight.

This judge sat over a farce of a court trial, got called for his incompetence, and then thinks he has the footing to swing back?




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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2007, 05:43:52 PM »
Actually, it's the responses that are funny. I only wish I had that much comedic talent.
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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2007, 07:18:42 PM »
I think the point went above their heads RPM.


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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2007, 09:44:52 PM »
Laser, I think you need to adjust your reading glasses,  it went well over your head...

maybe you could tell us where the judge displayed his "incompentance"?

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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2007, 10:41:22 PM »
I don't recall hearing this judge wax so chastisingly when OJ hired an army of lawyers and bought his get out of jail card for murder?
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2007, 10:50:47 PM »
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I don't recall hearing this judge wax so chastisingly when OJ hired an army of lawyers and bought his get out of jail card for murder?


Perhaps because he was Judge Walton in DC.... not Judge Ito in LA?
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2007, 10:11:02 AM »
"The WaPo asked Professor Kmiec of Pepperdine about the judge’s order. “Judge Walton is right; we should be prepared to ’step up to the plate’ to help criminal defendants nationwide,” he told the Post. “Boy, am I lucky to live in the same town as Paris Hilton.”





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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2007, 12:09:07 PM »
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Perhaps because he was Judge Walton in DC.... not Judge Ito in LA?


That didn't stop him from offering an opinion on cases yet to be judged in courts over which he will likely not preside.
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