Author Topic: Thanks for the Agent Orange...NOT (Read 866 times)

storch · « **Reply #15 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:14:10 AM »

curval, that was a public service we provided you ingrates. we in our infinite wisdom knew that often times some of your citizens went wading with long trousers on. the agent orange cut those long trousers off just above the knee and created the keen new fashion of wearing bermuda shorts. I'm sure the pink was your idea. you guys hogged the credit.

FBBone · « **Reply #16 on:** June 25, 2007, 11:50:08 AM »

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Originally posted by storch
curval, that was a public service we provided you ingrates. we in our infinite wisdom knew that often times some of your citizens went wading with long trousers on. the agent orange cut those long trousers off just above the knee and created the keen new fashion of wearing bermuda shorts. I'm sure the pink was your idea. you guys hogged the credit.

VOR · « **Reply #17 on:** June 25, 2007, 12:06:34 PM »

Somebody shoud pay! I just don't know who since I didn't take part in the decision to defoliate Bermuda. Someone should definitely pay, tho. Where are those decision makers now, anyways?

Ripsnort · « **Reply #18 on:** June 25, 2007, 12:07:06 PM »

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Originally posted by storch
curval, that was a public service we provided you ingrates. we in our infinite wisdom knew that often times some of your citizens went wading with long trousers on. the agent orange cut those long trousers off just above the knee and created the keen new fashion of wearing bermuda shorts. I'm sure the pink was your idea. you guys hogged the credit.

Yeager · « **Reply #19 on:** June 25, 2007, 12:56:22 PM »

imagine, if you will, the cleansing properties of a 30 foot high tsunami

Maverick · « **Reply #20 on:** June 25, 2007, 02:30:58 PM »

IIRC, don't a significant number of hurricanes that hit the US come from the area of those islands? I bet Florida and other coastal states should be able to sue them for allowing the hurricanes do do damage to them.

Curval · « **Reply #21 on:** June 25, 2007, 02:44:06 PM »

lol

Yes, hurricanes pass by here after been spawned over the ocean off the west coast of Africa. Perhaps you can sue King Neptune.

...and they are exactly the same as toxic man made chemical defoliants. Exactly.

Maverick · « **Reply #22 on:** June 25, 2007, 02:58:52 PM »

Well ask New Orleans if they are harmless and nontoxic........

Curval · « **Reply #23 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:04:10 PM »

How about man-made?

Maverick · « **Reply #24 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:12:51 PM »

I supposer it's possible to man make a hurricane. I mean if you are warped enough to wear pink bermuda shorts and a tie you're warped enough to do most anything!!!

I vote we declare war on Bermuda immediately. Them bastages have been bombing us with hurricanes for a heck of a long time!

Curval · « **Reply #25 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:25:17 PM »

This thread has become pretty ludicrous.

We'll see what becomes of the investigation...but I suspect very little will happen.

I always thought the US bases were a good thing. I may have been wrong.

john9001 · « **Reply #26 on:** June 25, 2007, 04:21:27 PM »

something needs to be done about the bermuda triangle, too many ships and planes have been lost there.

Dago · « **Reply #27 on:** June 25, 2007, 04:27:24 PM »

They just dumped stuff to expedite the decomposition of Jimmy Hoffas body.

rpm · « **Reply #28 on:** June 25, 2007, 04:28:54 PM »

Curval, why are you supporting the terrorists?

Elfie · « **Reply #29 on:** June 25, 2007, 07:30:48 PM »

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LOL!!! I pitty the hiker starts banging THAT with a stick, lol!

Unless the case was cracked open exposing the radioactive material to the elements it would be perfectly safe to bang on it with a stick.