Seems plausible to me Citabria.
First the Bush Administration fakes out America for eight years with a masterful creation called the Clinton administration (designed expressly to make liberalism look bad and make the rigged election of "W" in 2000 seem possible.) The Clinton Administration operation runs for eight years relying heavily on the skills of Pixar and Disney Animatronics and a giant cybetronic shrew developed by the Rand Corporation. During this time they also make use of Skunkworks time travel devices developed from parts of the alien spacecraft that crashed in Roswell in the 1950s. Travelling back in time, a CIA agent posing as an angel contacts a 7th century Arabian named Muhammad and passes him a dossier approved by the CFR known as "Quran." This document teaches the Arabians expansionism and aggressive war in the name of religion.
Meanwhile back in the 20th century the CIA hires Mossad to bomb the WTC and then blames it on a 3-D hologram projected from the Shuttle known as "Bin-Laden". Meanwhile in an effort to corner the Heroin market, Dick Cheney and Haliburton authorize operation Taliban. This also provides a cover for the Bin-Laden hologram to be deactivated in the Sudan (where Sudanese officials were beginning to wonder why he never actually touched anyone) and replaced by double in Afghanistan (realizing they need a real human, the CIA recruits a member of ZZ-Top as no one has ever seen them without sunglasses and a hat). Following the rigged election of 2000, officials in Haliburton authorize the demolition of the WTC in order to create a pretext for actually seizing Iraq and eventually nuking Iran (which they calculate will drive oil prices sky high). Using a cover company - Solomon brothers - operatives posing as stock brokers infilitrate the building and place demolition explosives designed to look like PC monitors at critical points in the building. Meanwhile four airliners are taken over by Mossad Agents, and flown to secret government bases were the crew and passengers are disposed of. Simultaneously, 3 cruise missles are fired at the WTC and Pentagon and a hole in the ground in Pennsylvania is created by a controlled detonation. Relatives and friends are misled with Computer AI generated "cell phone conversations" pieced together from intercepted phone calls secretly taken from the actual passengers in the months leading up to their respective flights. The cruise missles hit the buildings just as Langley with the assistance of its "Fox News" operation takes over the feed from every major news outfit and replaces it with imagery generated by Pixar.
Pretty simple really, and just what you'd expect from a guy who can't pronounce "nuclear."
- SEAGOON