Starbucks
now I'll never be able to bomb it again without suffering a pang of guilt
"In the South, there are some differences as well. The churches are often as heavily used as in the midwest, but they are much more dangerous to attack. Instead of nonaggressive midwestern farmers in their finest leisure suits, southern churchgoers are reputed to sometimes attend in camoflage, and to head into the woods to "hunt varmints" between Sunday morning and evening services. It's well known that parking areas are heavily defended by pickups with gun racks, and those vehicles that lack racks are often packed with high explosive devices known as "kegs." Even ground attacks are risky in southern towns -- thanks to both heavily armed "Bubba network community patrols", and due to the risk of sharing the road with well-pickled locals. "
I see you've met my in laws
