Originally posted by xbrit
you have to excuse him, once all the right equipment drops he'll probably be OK.
God, I laughed... Hey, we've all been there before, but in my day we had to look for girls the old fashioned way, sneaking around the playground looking for willing coeds

Side note - I love how the term "Squeaker" has entered our vernacular. Poor kids, no prayer of coming down a few octaves until descension of said equipment.