I would be delighted with anyone who wants to bare their soul as to how and why they chose their name.
I went for Yarbles form Clockwork Orange as in:
"Do you want one in the Yarbles Billy Boy, thats if youve got any yarbles"
(I wont be offended if anyone wants to gove the exact quote)
It reflects my attitude to many of lifes conventions and was an innocent way round the tyranny of the profanity filter