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Offline wrag

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« on: July 06, 2007, 07:29:31 AM »
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. automakers for the past 5 years, whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 48 of the 50 states the recorded last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh *****!"

Only Texas and Louisiana were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:

"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."
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Offline klingan

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Re: Accidents
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2007, 07:40:05 AM »
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"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."


:rofl :rofl :rofl


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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2007, 08:25:09 AM »
Oldie but a goodie

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Offline texasmom

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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2007, 08:50:04 AM »
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"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."


LOL!:rofl
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Offline moneyguy

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« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2007, 03:09:39 PM »
:rofl

Offline Gh0stFT

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« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2007, 03:45:04 PM »
i remember this joke with a small difference:

"Hold my beer and watch this" :D
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Offline AKIron

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« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2007, 10:14:28 PM »
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"Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."


Moral of the story: Nevar let someone hold yer beer.
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« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2007, 01:26:50 AM »
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Moral of the story: Nevar let someone hold yer beer.

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Offline McFarland

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« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2007, 02:48:38 AM »
Odd, I thought the moral was take the other guys beer and say "Don't watch this." :rofl And what's that aboot turning to the right when running form a redneck?

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« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2007, 09:00:06 AM »
What did the rest of the 10.7% say??


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