Author Topic: Perk the Chute!  (Read 904 times)

Offline Sundiver

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« on: August 03, 2007, 09:41:55 PM »
The Chute obviously needs perked ASAP! It got It got 2833 kills last tour and 0 deaths! This obviously is way overmodelled and should be perked mucho pronto!

Offline BennyBeaver

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« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2007, 10:10:56 PM »
the...chute?

Offline Husky01

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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2007, 12:20:22 AM »
:huh
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Offline nirvana

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« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2007, 12:45:23 AM »
I concur, this is outrageous.  Thank you for pointing out this travesty Sun!:mad:
Who are you to wave your finger?

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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2007, 12:48:13 PM »
And what's the deal with being able to exit back to the tower without needing to float all the way to the ground?  This gives the bailer an unfair advantage against my 4 .50 cals.  How am I supposed to make that thing explode if it disappears before I can get there?!

I DEMAND ACTION, HT & COMPANY OR I AM CANCELING MY SUBSCRIPTION!  Also, I just started holding my breath and i am seriously considering stomping my feet.
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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2007, 01:01:31 PM »
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 Also, I just started holding my breath and i am seriously considering stomping my feet.


Your not really Danica Patrick are you?:D

Also I noticed your location, Neapolitan? Is he the guy that put 3 kinds of Ice Cream together?:confused:


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Offline Sundiver

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« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2007, 03:07:52 PM »
LOL. chute gets perked and you get the message in the female base under attack voice, "I'm sorry, but you do not have enough perk points to exit your aircraft. Have a nice ride."

Offline moneyguy

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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2007, 08:16:11 PM »
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Originally posted by SOB
And what's the deal with being able to exit back to the tower without needing to float all the way to the ground?  This gives the bailer an unfair advantage against my 4 .50 cals.  How am I supposed to make that thing explode if it disappears before I can get there?!

I DEMAND ACTION, HT & COMPANY OR I AM CANCELING MY SUBSCRIPTION!  Also, I just started holding my breath and i am seriously considering stomping my feet.



oh please no, just don't yell "i hate you" and slam your door.  :noid

Offline Tiger

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« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2007, 01:23:19 PM »
never realized it's K/D Ratio was so high

Offline TalonX

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« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2007, 06:41:44 PM »
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never realized it's K/D Ratio was so high



It's K/D is infinite..   However, the K/(D+1)....nevermind.
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« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2007, 05:39:05 PM »
I heard a rumour about having to pay an extra subscription for a having a parachute on board...

Also someone told me that within 2 weeks, we would have to pay extra for rearming and refuelling our planes...Only the first ammo and fuel load is covered by our subscription...

And the other day, someone told me that I must be careful when picking my aircraft, some are dented and scratched and they will make me pay for the repair when I return it...That's why there's so many guys not landing after a mission, they are afraid to be billed for the damages...

Just 2 weeks...
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Offline B@tfinkV

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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2007, 03:55:38 AM »
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Originally posted by Sundiver
LOL. chute gets perked and you get the message in the female base under attack voice, "I'm sorry, but you do not have enough perk points to exit your aircraft. Have a nice ride."


OMG GENIUS

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