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« Reply #105 on: July 13, 2007, 04:50:47 PM »
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Originally posted by eskimo2
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Children must be learn’in that tey chose the wrong path. If someone t’is stealing me Lucky Charms, I'll pop the lad in the bollocks with me Lucky Gun. It's me right to defend me property of Hearts, Stars, and Horseshoes, Clovers, Blue Moons, Pots of Gold, Rainbows, and me Red Balloons! I have no Lucky Trespassing signs up. That should tell em sometin right ter.  They're Always After me Lucky Charms!  Pay tem no mind, and you are a threat. Are you saying if someone went onto the Lucky White House lawn, and started walking around, he wouldn't be shot on sight? Right.  Because tat's how it's posed ta be. If someone is on me Lucky Property, I don't know if they are here to kill me, steal me Lucky Charms from me, or what. So I'm going to defend meself. And if they are stealing, tey won't hesitate to kill me. So it's kill or have em steal me Lucky Charms.


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That, my friend, is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.  Good stuff!!!:D

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« Reply #106 on: July 13, 2007, 05:16:27 PM »
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All I can say, if a man comes on me property, and he ain't supposed to be there, he's getting a full load of buckshot and blindness from the spotlight. A thief's a thief, they have no right to your property, and they have no right on your land. There shouldn't be a trial for you if you shoot someone you thought was a thief.



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If it was a starving man stealing an apple pie off a window sill, I'd probably help him out and let him keep the pie, and a good meal. I've been there. But I didn't steal anything. I just starved till the crops finally came in a week late.


See? Maybe it's not all in vain. You seem to have learned at least a little bit already!

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« Reply #107 on: July 13, 2007, 08:13:18 PM »
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Don't put words in my mouth donuthead.  All I'm saying is that people should be held to the same standard as the police and a have a REASON to use deadly force, not just because you can.

You can bet your bellybutton the first person that kills another just because they are on their property will be charged with murder.


No Concho, you give us a rediculous scenario that happens infrequently. About as often as hunting dogs step on shotguns shooting their owners. Rather than the translation I did which happens with regularity to the elderly and other ages of property owners in the U.S.

You give no indication that you have any respect for the judgment of your fellow citizens. Even in your above citation you still place the police before the citizen.

I repeat: how did we ever get by before doctors and policemen?
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This is like the old joke that voters are harsher to their beer brewer if he has an outage, than their politicians after raising their taxes. Death and taxes are certain but, fun and sex is only now.

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« Reply #108 on: July 13, 2007, 08:53:40 PM »
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No Concho, you give us a rediculous scenario that happens infrequently. About as often as hunting dogs step on shotguns shooting their owners. Rather than the translation I did which happens with regularity to the elderly and other ages of property owners in the U.S.

You give no indication that you have any respect for the judgment of your fellow citizens. Even in your above citation you still place the police before the citizen.

I repeat: how did we ever get by before doctors and policemen?


Ther are plenty of islands in the pacific without either.

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« Reply #109 on: July 13, 2007, 09:33:45 PM »
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Ther are plenty of islands in the pacific without either.


Didn't know you were moving, please send us pictures.

The rest of us  U.S. Citizens will contiue to get by with the excellent judgment we have always exercised. Considering that the U.S. population is over 250M and non suicide firearm related deaths number +-16,000 per year with a preponderance by criminals to criminals, police to criminals and police accidental to Citizens. I would suspect the police have a higher incident of accidental shootings than Ned and his freind types.

I'm more scared of +-120,000 accidental deaths by doctors and accidental shootings by over worked night shift police men here in Oakland. But then isn't New York city the police accidental shooting capitol of the U.S.? Serveral hundred rounds at a time for pulling a wallet out...............
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This is like the old joke that voters are harsher to their beer brewer if he has an outage, than their politicians after raising their taxes. Death and taxes are certain but, fun and sex is only now.

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« Reply #110 on: July 13, 2007, 09:50:34 PM »
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Didn't know you were moving, please send us pictures.

The rest of us  U.S. Citizens will contiue to get by with the excellent judgment we have always exercised. Considering that the U.S. population is over 250M and non suicide firearm related deaths number +-16,000 per year with a preponderance by criminals to criminals, police to criminals and police accidental to Citizens. I would suspect the police have a higher incident of accidental shootings than Ned and his freind types.

I'm more scared of +-120,000 accidental deaths by doctors and accidental shootings by over worked night shift police men here in Oakland. But then isn't New York city the police accidental shooting capitol of the U.S.? Serveral hundred rounds at a time for pulling a wallet out...............




just out of curiosity what do you do for a living?

no animosity intended.

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« Reply #111 on: July 13, 2007, 11:24:30 PM »
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Mav he is either very young, a troll, or possibly a leprechaun hell bent on saving his lucky charms.



Nope Mcfarland is either Mrblack come back as an Irishmen, or a short yellow bus rider.



He is the type of gun owner that makes gun owners look like ignorant redneck trash to normal people.


If it is beat1e its his greatest troll ever.
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« Reply #112 on: July 14, 2007, 12:48:27 PM »
Who or what is "beat1e"? And as for shooting people on me property, the only ways on to me property are: climb up a tall wooded ridge, which means leaving the road some 5 miles away, and cross over the 6 foot electric fence at the top; cross the 6 foot electric fence running the length of the road; come down the driveway; cross a 10 ft. deep gully, and then cross the 6 foot electric fence; swim a river and cross a 6 foot electric fence; or, highly unlikely, paratroop in. So, if someone is on me property, and they didn't knock on the door, they didn't get here easily, and they can't be just walking through, so they are up to no good. Which means they are either stealing, or killing me animals, or here to harm me. Or any combination of the above. So, I am justified to shoot, as it won't be any kids unless it's some teenage punk trying to get rich quick.
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« Reply #113 on: July 14, 2007, 12:58:14 PM »
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Nope Mcfarland is either Mrblack come back as an Irishmen, or a short yellow bus rider.

If it is beat1e its his greatest troll ever.


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Online, I fly as OldTime.  


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« Reply #114 on: July 14, 2007, 12:59:31 PM »
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Who or what is "beat1e"? And as for shooting people on me property, the only ways on to me property are: climb up a tall wooded ridge, which means leaving the road some 5 miles away, and cross over the 6 foot electric fence at the top; cross the 6 foot electric fence running the length of the road; come down the driveway; cross a 10 ft. deep gully, and then cross the 6 foot electric fence; swim a river and cross a 6 foot electric fence; or, highly unlikely, paratroop in.


Going to the quickie mart for a bottle of milk must be a biatch...
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« Reply #115 on: July 14, 2007, 01:00:01 PM »
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Who or what is "beat1e"?  


That's exactly what beat1e would say if he were trolling as an imposter!

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« Reply #116 on: July 14, 2007, 01:01:14 PM »
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Going to the quickie mart for a bottle of milk must be a biatch...


No, I just go out the DRIVEWAY.

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« Reply #117 on: July 14, 2007, 01:02:07 PM »
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That's exactly what beat1e would say if he were trolling as an imposter!


I'm new, look at me registration date. I have seen the name on other threads, mentioning it, but what is it?

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« Reply #118 on: July 14, 2007, 01:05:02 PM »
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No, I just go out the DRIVEWAY.


So trespassers would choose to go thru all that instead of using the driveway?

Criminals in your neck of the woods must be incredibly stupid or maybe just trespass for the fitness aspects.
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« Reply #119 on: July 14, 2007, 01:10:46 PM »
If they come up the driveway, they are in view all the way up to the front porch. And in rifle and shotgun range. To get to me garage, they have to get behind the house, by crossing a 6 foot electric fence that attach to the front porch on both sides. Kinda hard to get to me garage, and if they do, then I know they aren't up to anything good.