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Offline Latrobe

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« on: December 15, 2007, 06:36:06 AM »
It's almost that time of year again. Ten days till Christmas! So I thought we should share some Christmas jokes.

What is the one thing Santa is real good at?

HO HO HOing!

:D  (yes it's a cheesy one)

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« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2007, 12:55:10 PM »
http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf
This is an animated story. :) Pretty cute. :)
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« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2007, 01:07:22 PM »
:aok

That was cute.

 :rofl

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Offline AKIron

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« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2007, 01:08:04 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by texasmom
http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf
This is an animated story. :) Pretty cute. :)


I bet you watched all the way to the end.  :p
Here we put salt on Margaritas, not sidewalks.

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« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2007, 01:11:54 PM »
and still didn't get it?

:p

Just kiddin TxMom.

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« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2007, 03:41:24 PM »
Two Years ago I walked past a BMW parked outside a Bank in the cold, cold Winter rain. It had a ticket under the windshield wiper because of the Red Flag on the meter.

The Officer writing tickets was just two cars down from the BMW still writing tickets. I thought to myself... man this sux.

Obviously the owner of the Beemer was inside making a Financial transaction on this cold wet day so close to Christmas. The Police Officer looked really cold and wet... waiting for his Day to end.

How could I make both of these people happy?

It dawned upon me and the Spirit of Christmas shown like a light... Surely if I could bring these two together their life would change.

I put a Quarter into the Meter and waited for the Beemer owner to exit.
He did and upon seeing the ticket on his car, time on the meter... he intoduced himself to the Police Officer.

I stayed in the freezing rain just long enough to know that I had made an impression that day.

I left before Backup arrived.

Merry Christmas to All.

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« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2007, 03:48:10 PM »
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I bet you watched all the way to the end.  :p

I sure did :lol
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