The darnedest thing happened yesterday that I can only say, "Noob" to it.
I was landing an A380-800 at KSEA (Seattle). Someone calls out he's on Final. Now, if you know anything about aviation, you know that the call for "Final" means that there is an airplane LINED UP with the runway and about to land. Some dumbo decided the place to be to see the action was on the runway this guy was landing on.
So, this guy taxis onto the active runway where the other pilot is on final and parks. The other pilot who called out final had to fly over him before he could land. Needless to say I had to do the same thing since I needed that long runway.
Anyways, that was "Noob" occasion #1. Occasion #2 happens with the pilot who called out final and was the first pilot who had to fly over the dumbo who taxied onto the runway. This pilot rolled to the end of the runway, taxied off to the right onto the taxiway, then turns and makes another right to head for the terminals. Anyways, since I was only 3NM behind him, I landed just as he got off the runway and managed to slow down faster than him. So I taxi off the runway and onto the same taxi-way making a right to go with the flow of traffic.
Well, while I'm making this right turn onto the taxi way, the other pilot who can clearly see me decides he has the right of way and runs right into me.
NOOB!!!:furious