Humor.
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado... and off they whirled to the Land of Oz.
They finally made it to the Emeraldl City and went to find the Great Wizard.
" What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and sai d:"I've come for some courage."
"No Problem!" said the Wizard. "Who's next?"
Richard Nixon stepped forward,"Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done!" says the Wizard.
"Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
Up stepped George Bush and said,"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem!" said the Wizard. "Consider it done."
Then there was a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well, what do you want?"
"IS DOROTHY HERE?"
