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« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2007, 09:37:19 AM »
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Tonight on News at 11...

An indepth study on the effects of asphalt and the human body.

Sponsered by Band~Aid.

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« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2007, 09:41:44 AM »
CHIT watermelon CHIT OH CHIT
Forgot who said this while trying to take a base, but the quote goes like this. "I cant help you with ack, Im not in attack mode" This is with only 2 ack up in the town while troops were there, waiting. The rest of the town was down.

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« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2007, 09:42:25 AM »
As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
"When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis

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« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2007, 09:44:26 AM »
FACE PLANT!!!!!!! EVERY ONE WATCH!!!!
See Rule# 5 on just about every thread!

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« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2007, 09:48:58 AM »
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As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.


Les Nesmin

The best episode of WKRP.

:rofl

Mac
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« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2007, 09:56:25 AM »
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPLAT!!!






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Les Nesmin

The best episode of WKRP.

:rofl

Mac


posibly best 5 minutes of television history.:aok

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« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2007, 09:57:04 AM »
bike: Wal Mart $69

launching ramp: cheap

universal health care: Priceless
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We grow old because we stop playing

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« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2007, 09:58:52 AM »
Helmet......?  I don't need no stinking helmet!
"The lord loves a hangin', that's why he gave us necks." - Ren & Stimpy

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« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2007, 10:37:38 AM »
Mom always told me i would have days like this..

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« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2007, 10:40:37 AM »
In the Spirit of MST3K....

I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!

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You: Blah Blah Blah
Me: Meh, whatever.

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« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2007, 10:42:48 AM »
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Take a look a the guy on the far left, That's Darwin arriving with the award.
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« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2007, 11:07:13 AM »
Postscript: "Everybody look for his jaw!  Gotta be here somewhere!"

Please tell me the rest of those skator-lemmings followed his lead?

Any 2008 Candidate have a platform on licensed breeding?

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« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2007, 11:53:22 AM »
Rusty always had a dieing yearning to become a Blue Angel....

He died and is now an Angel....

In his Honor, the Rest of the Skator-Lemmings Squadron will do a Fly By over the same strip that took Rustys Life..

Film at 11.

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« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2007, 11:59:21 AM »
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just then he realized that the duck was right after all...

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« Reply #29 on: August 01, 2007, 12:02:22 PM »
I write the newsletter for my EAA chapter, and I included this pic with the caption:

"Initial flights under the Young Eagles program illustrated some potential areas for improvement."
"When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis