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Offline JB88

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« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2007, 02:57:16 AM »
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It's better to write in fertilizer.  It'll burn his lawn this year and come back again next year.



lol.

it burns?
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« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2007, 04:23:02 AM »
Yes, sugar cubes will work. They don't dissolve, but they can really gum things up. And they can block the fuel line. I've seen it done. With my own eyes.

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« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2007, 04:27:04 AM »
I really don't think it's a good idea to do anything to hinder the performance of the car. Because if he got injured or killed due to it, you would feel very guilty I think.
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« Reply #33 on: August 03, 2007, 04:53:32 AM »
yes.  raul must remain alive if you are to toy with him.

(wringing hands)

might i suggest an open call for o'clubbers to send him secretive letters with unintelligible verses covered with cryptic symbols from the OCHTC brotherhood...postmarked from all corners of the world?

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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #34 on: August 03, 2007, 05:28:34 AM »
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Yes, sugar cubes will work. They don't dissolve, but they can really gum things up. And they can block the fuel line. I've seen it done. With my own eyes.


Snopes says you are wrong...

Mythbusters says you are wrong...

But I will defer to anybody that can consistantly shoot squirrels with a shotgun at 150 yds.
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« Reply #35 on: August 03, 2007, 05:40:32 AM »
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yes.  raul must remain alive if you are to toy with him.

(wringing hands)

might i suggest an open call for o'clubbers to send him secretive letters with unintelligible verses covered with cryptic symbols from the OCHTC brotherhood...postmarked from all corners of the world?

:cool:


hmmm something like a "we are watching you" postcard, from around the world in several different languages.


we are watching you
nous sommes veille vous
wir sind zuguckend Sie
vi er ser du
мы быть часы карманные,наручные ты
siamo orologio tu
εμείs είμαστε παρακολουθώ you
estamos a ver you


well you get the idea. would be funny having same thing wrote on 100s of postcards, postmarked from all over the world at nearly the same time. should freak the guy out.

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« Reply #36 on: August 03, 2007, 05:55:08 AM »
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But I will defer to anybody that can consistantly shoot squirrels with a shotgun at 150 yds.


he must be drinking that snake poison and hallucinating again. glad I still got him on ignore. that dude is wayyyyy out thar, sommers in the leftish field and going on and on and on....................touched in the head I tell ya.


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« Reply #37 on: August 03, 2007, 08:43:38 AM »
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« Reply #38 on: August 03, 2007, 09:35:53 AM »
Spend a few dollars and order Ghey Male pRon in his name but have it delivered to his neighbors address next door.

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« Reply #39 on: August 03, 2007, 09:52:49 AM »
Neubob, I can help.

1. First thing, modify your windvane so it accurately reflects the current wind-direction.  The first rule of warfare is deception, and he's operating under the assumption that the windvane is off, so by making it work properly, you will defeat any plans he might employ that require knowledge of winds.

2. Let him park in The Spot, but whenever his car isn't there, stealthily add to the oil stain so he begins to suspect mechanical failure.  His own uncertainty will grow to be his biggest enemy.

3. When he replaced your mailbox with the trash can from the local chinese restaurant, he had an important victory.  Effective retaliation must, by it's very nature, be overwhelming.  To wit, you must do the same to his mailbox, but with a trash can from a different restaurant that is _much further_ away.  The unmistakable menace of waking up to a trash can from a shop two blocks down the street can't be shaken off easily, and, in combination with #1 and #2, your maskirovka will be complete.
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« Reply #40 on: August 03, 2007, 09:54:07 AM »
more folksy wisdom from mcfarland.. he thinks you can go out and fill your tank with booze and it will "outrun the cops" but tells us that a few sugar cubes will destroy the car forever.

and the guy knows how to use a computer?

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« Reply #41 on: August 03, 2007, 09:55:05 AM »
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Snopes says you are wrong...

Mythbusters says you are wrong...

But I will defer to anybody that can consistantly shoot squirrels with a shotgun at 150 yds.


:rofl :rofl

I like the postcard idea,  post his address and give us a couple of days to select a very special card and then set a date for us to all mail it to him.  Maybe allow a day or two for our overseas brethren then mail ours.  Try to time it so they all show up on the same day or day or two apart.

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« Reply #42 on: August 03, 2007, 11:07:57 AM »
I like the post card thingy too.

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« Reply #43 on: August 03, 2007, 11:18:48 AM »
oh I am ALL OVER the postcard idea :D
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« Reply #44 on: August 03, 2007, 11:19:29 AM »
Yeah, I like it too.
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